jokes riddles
1. What do mermaids have on toast?
what is Mermerlade
Montreal hosted the first Olympics ever held in Canada in the summer of
what is 1976
What do you call turtles that ride on a bus? a. Passengers b. Bless us and splash us c. Turtles d. Holy shells
what is Passengers
Why couldn’t the sailor play cards?
hint where do they stand
what is he was standing on the deck
How do you make a witch itch?
hint : spelling question
what is Take away the “w”
What do cave girls eat for lunch?
what are club sandwiches
In 1967, Montreal hosted the World’s Fair or as it’s popularly known, as or if you need a clue, what was the year
what is Expo 67.
What do pigs use on sore toes? a. Pinksonstein b. medicine c.Oinkment d. Pills and gills
What is oinkment
What is a sound sleeper ?
what is Somebody who snores
Why do golfers take an extra pair of socks?
In case they get a hole in one
How many peas are there in a pint?
what is 1
This dates back to 1535 when (who now has a bridge named after him) arrived in Montreal after navigating the St. Lawrence River and claimed it for France or if you need a hint JC
who is Jacques Cartier
What did the Dalmatian say when he walked for dinner? a. For the love of food b. Save me your greed c. Save me a spot on the table d. Don’t steal my food
What is Save me a spot on the table
Why can’t you play jokes on snakes?
hint they don't wear nylons
what is You can’t pull their legs
what goes up in the rain and down when its not
what is an umbrella
What do witches use on their hair?
What is scarespray
Montreal has a flag with five symbols. The cross represents Christian principles. The fleur-de-lis is for the French, the shamrock for the Irish, the thistle for the Scottish and the Lancastrian rose for what
what is the English
What bird can lift the most? a. A crane b. A penguin c. A peacock d. A crow
What is a crane
What kind of kitten works for the World Health Organization?
hint christine G - tool box
hint requirement for a car in Germany
what is first-aid-kit
What is it that no one wants to have, but no one wants to lose, either?
what is a lawsuit.
what do you call a cow with no legs
what is ground beef
There are how many bridges surrounding the city of Montreal.
or a hint German for NO
what is nine
Why is the vet so busy? a. A new disease has emerged b. It’s raining cats and dogs c. It’s judgment day d. It’s cold world
It’s raining cats and dogs
What fast food do sea monsters eat?
what is Fish and chips
I can be long, short, grown, bought, painted, left bare, round, or square.
what am I ?
What are Fingernails.