There are three apples, you take two. How many do you have?
2
What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?
A deck of cards
What number do you get when you multiply all of the numbers on a telephone’s number pad?
0
A mother and father have four daughters, and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the family?
7
What stays the same size no matter how much they weight?
Scales
I add five to nine and get two. The answer is correct, but how?
When it is 9 o’clock, add 5 hours to it and you will get 2 o’clock.
If you are running a race and pass the person in second, then what place are you in?
2nd
What number do you get when you multiply all of the numbers on a telephone’s number pad?
0
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in a thousand years?
The letter m
Two fathers and two sons are in a car, yet there are only three people in the car. How?
A grandfather, a father and a son

9
I am a three digit number. My third digit is four times smaller than my second. The difference between my first and second digits is three. What number am I?
141
2 + 2 * 2 = ?
6
How can the number four be half of five?
4 = Roman IV, two symbols, half of the symbols represent 5 = V.
A girl has as many brothers as sisters, but each brother has only half as many brothers as sisters. How many brothers and sisters are there in the family?
Four sisters and three brothers