Benefits & Bureaucracy
This employee benefit covers classes and makes going back to school a lot more affordable.
What is free tuition?
This event was ironically held for just weeks before the Intern returned as a full-time employee.
What is a funeral?
The go-to food item in the Lion's Den.
What is pizza?
This office helps students with mental health, counseling, and crisis support.
What is Counseling Services?
C is for.
What is Counseling and Cuesadillas?
This benefit helps you smile brighter - literally.
What is Dental Insurance?
Smells that permeated Riley's office on a weekly basis.
What is desk pizza and burritos?
It's Monday morning and someone says, "Chimichanga."
What is you're fired?
This office ensures compliance with Title IX and addresses reports of sexual harassment.
What is the Title IX office?
This unsolved medical mystery involved no blood, no explanation, and more follow-up questions than a Title IX case.
What is Jana's toe bandaid?
The term for the process of integrating a new employee into an organization.
What is onboarding?
The time limit for a standard counseling session.
What is 50 minutes?
The go-to condiment for cannibalism.
What is ranch dressing?
This is where students go to workout, play intramurals, or play pickleball.
What is the Biemdiek Recreation Center?
Winner of the most philosophical response.
Who is Riley Miller?
You usually have to wait this long to be fully vested in retirement contributions.
What is 5 years?
This was our intern's celebratory urge after wrapping up a powerful one-on-one session.
What is spiking a football?
The "name" of our humble abode.
What is the Ivory Tower?
Where Riley lives.
What is Blaine Hall?
Student's and Riley often assume this plant based item is allowed due to state laws, but Federal guidelines still say no.
What is Cannabis?
This feature is used to report your PTO or sick leave.
What is your time sheet?
This morning beverage led him to ask, "if the bean doesn't resist the grind, can we?"
What is coffee?
The office know-it-all.
Who is Kathy?
This on-campus clinic located in BSC provides students with care for common illnesses, minor injuries, and wellness needs.
What is the Willcoxon Health Center?
These two campus professionals know everything, say nothing, and could destroy you emotionally, but they won't because it's confidential.
Who are Heather and Riley?