Foods Wendy Eats
This ground meat dish is often considered a poor man's meal, but it can be delicious when prepared well.
What is Chopped Liver?
Things that have a face or four legs.
What are animals?
Where you will find a glass that has been left unattended for three minutes
What is a dishwasher?
A person who is definitely not interested in being the center of attention, or in playing this game?
Who is Wendy?
A statement generally made when hearing family members efforts in the bathroom from across the house.
What is "Don't push"?
This favorite crunchy snack of yours is made with a dough that has been fermented with sourdough starter
What are Sourdough Pretzels?
This hard shelled tropical fruit is often eaten fresh, but it can also be used to make a variety of dishes
What is Coconut?
No matter whose house it is, this is always below 65.
What is the temperature?
Desipe her natural grace, these lessons were resisted as a child.
What is ballet?
A statement generally made when a family member injures themselves enough to go to the hospital
What is "Stop Crying"?
This tri-colored candy, has its own national day on October 30.
What is candy corn?
These dried fruits are a good source of potassium and fiber, and they have a sweet, tangy flavor
What are dried apricots?
This famous flower, often associated with Holland, brings Wendy joy year-round. If you come to visit, you'll no doubt find a vase of these on your nightstand.
What are Tulips?
A mandatory pre-bedtime ritual for a young redhead.
What is straightening of shoes?
This indie folk-rock band from Portland,OR with a penchant for the twelfth month of the year, strikes a dissonant chord with my mom's musical taste.
Who are The Decemberists?
A quart of this aquatic-based salad is Wendy's "usual" at this regal Upper West Side sturgeon institution.
What is Barney Greengrass Tuna Salad?
The main ingredient in this classic New England delicacy is commonly served along the eastern US coastline, in a hot dog bun.
What is Lobster?
This website provides Wendy with weekly shipments of a crunchy natural treat that was always placed out for guests at Aunt Bev's house
What is nuts.com?
This trifecta of Wendy's favorite beverages—often drank simultaneously—includes a refreshing alcoholic option made from grapes, a zero-calorie carbonated soda, and a bubbly thirst-quencher.
What is Rosé, Diet Coke, and Seltzer
This weather phenomenon, notorious for its moisture-laden air and potential havoc it wreaks on hair, is something Wendy despises.
What is Humidity?
These wrinkly dried fruits, known for their natural sweetness and digestive benefits, are a delightful treat that Wendy can't resist.
What are Prunes?
This starchy tuber is a no-go unless it's thinly sliced, deep fried, and served with ketchup on the side.
What are Potatoes (in any form other than French fries)?
The first place Rian & Eli's friends would run to when they came over for a playdate. Wendy kept it fully stocked. Notable features: Mini tootsie rolls, stale twizzlers, bit o honeys.
What is The Candy Drawer?
This critically acclaimed film stars Roberto Benigni and is known for its poignant storytelling and heartfelt portrayal of resilience in the face of adversity. It's Wendy's favorite.
What is Life is Beautiful?
This extra-sweet canine breed, renowned for their unwavering loyalty and fondness for playful romps in the mud, holds the privilege of being the sole species permitted on Wendy's leash.
What is Chocolate Lab?
This polarizing confection, often described as an acquired taste, is a bittersweet treat that Wendy absolutely adores—whether it's in the shape of a wrench, a Scotty dog, or tire tracks.
What is Black Licorice?
This pungent allium, renowned for its distinctive aroma and flavor, is like kryptonite to Wendy's taste buds. She can immediately detect even the smallest amount in any dish.
What is Garlic?
This staple kitchen gadget allows Wendy to transform ordinary tap water into an effervescent delight at the touch of a button.
What is the Sodastream?
Wendy's nickname during her no smiling years.
What is Penelope Pruneface?
When courting Wendy during their college days, Howie would often pretend that he was equally enthusiastic as Wendy about this ritual athletic activity.
What is running?
This crisp and juicy fruit, often associated with doctors and keeping them at bay, is an everyday pleasure for my mom. Steve Jobs would agree...
What is a McIntosh Apple?
This sweet, almond-based confection, often shaped into cartoon-like imitations of fruits and vegetables, receives a big thumbs down from Wendy.
What is Marzipan?
This hobby of Wendy's involves scouring neighborhood recycling bins in search of discarded treasures to add to her eclectic collection.
What is collecting vintage seltzer bottles?
One of Wendy's great fears until age 10 or 11.
What is crossing streets?
This is the only acceptable movie theater snack.
What are Raisinets?
They are classified in the section Cyanococcus within the genus Vaccinium and are in season during the Months of July-August. Wendy would likely give up all other foods for this particular food.
What are Blueberries?
A bedroom etiquette habit that in tandem with her husband Howard was highly emphasized and engrained in her children's behavioral patterns that must be done in the most professional, hotel-Quality manner?
What is making your bed?
A process of eliminating the extrusion that takes place on one's fingers where the skin meets your cuticle and something that will not be tolerated if avoided in Wendy's presence after more than 1-2 days
What is clipping your nails?
A cheese board staple of Wendy's and Nana's that was popularized and brought to the masses due to its popularity at 43 Beechwood Road.
What is Jarlsberg?