Dead Dudes
I'm like the George Washington of Israel's kings, meaning the first
Saul
Had "various" roads built, none more important than the Royal Road
Darius
Location of the White House
Washington, D.C.
(Are you smarter than a 12th grader?)
"Yeah, that giant? I slayed him."
David
Ranting about this year's election, which falls on this month, date, year
November 5, 2024
As a leader, I introduced the principles of democracy to the Athenian people
Solon
Tough guy general of Carthage who fought the Romans hard, even stomping people with elephants in battle
Hannibal
I "trust" you know who "can" and did build the first cities of Italy
Etruscans
Great Greek guy, also a famous poet of mythology and a TikTok legend
Homer
Roman emperor who brought the empire to it's greatest limits
Trajan
Crazy, murderous, fiddle playing Roman emperor who is recognized as the first persecutor of Christians
Nero
The Chaldean Empire, yeah, uh, so yeah, I started it.
Nabopolassar
These people invaded good ole Belshazzar's Chaldean Empire
Medes
The solo artist and leader who asked for wisdom in governing Israel
Solomon
After bringing Egypt to its greatest extent, this guy ranted about it to his college buddies
Thutmose III
What can I say except, your welcome, I was the first pharaoh to unite Egypt
Menes
It was Hammer time as I enjoyed a ham sandwich while also uniting Mesopotamia
Hammurabi
Come visit this place, where Octavian defeated Antony's fleet and became a Roman emperor
Actium
Best form of government that doesn't need man to solve its problems
theocracy
When Greeks ranted, they ranted using the most common form of this Greek language
koine
The Roman emperor credited with ushering in the Roman peace that would last about 200 years
Caesar Augustus
Not a member of the Sen-ate nor an angel of mercy Cherubim, but this guy, well he was responsible for the fall of the Assyrian Empire
Sennacherib
Come visit the mountain pass where Spartans tried to block the Persians during the Greco-Persian War
Thermopylae
These Patriarchs were the Founding Fathers, the Mount Rushmore, the Three Amigos, the Big 3, the G.O.A.T.'s of Israel early days
Abraham, Isaac, Jacob
Champollion used this to decipher the rants of ancient Egyptian social media posts, memes, and text messages
Rosetta Stone