Songs Plot Said Badly
There were people shooting at our fort but they didn't ruin our flag :)
Star Spangled Banner
What's my name?
Whatever variation you want, you already know it
Boston
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.
A Tale of Two Cities
100 Institute Road
WPI
This 11 year old is so good, so good, so good
Sweet Caroline by Neil Diamond
What's my major?
Chemical Engineering
New York
Albany
It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen.
1984
30 Boynton Street
East Hall
The narrator is a fan of the titular band with an androgynous lead singer
Bennie and the Jets by Elton John
What residence hall did I live in freshman year?
Sacramento
Don't tell nobody but God, it'd kill your mammy.
The Color Purple
25 Trowbridge Road
Trowbridge House
I Want You (She's So Heavy) by The Beatles
What residence hall did I live in sophomore year?
Washington
Olympia
It's a funny thing about mothers and fathers.
Matilda
37 Institute Road
Air Force ROTC
*harmonium droning* Yo you should've came to my house, I made your bed
Lover, You Should've Come Over by Jeff Buckley
How many people away was I from being in the National Spelling Bee in 6th grade?
8
Madagascar
Antananarivo
As I sit here with one foot on either side of the ledge, looking down from twelve stories above the streets of Boston, I can't help but think about suicide.
It Ends With Us
151 Salisbury Street