I am filled with keys but unable to open any door.
a piano
My pockets are empty, but they still have something in it.
a hole
In what month of the year do people eat the least amount of food?
February because it’s the shortest month
I exist in life but not in death. You can’t have fun without me.
the letter "f"
I shave everyday but my beard always stays the same.
a barber
What do you give to others but still try and keep?
a promise
What has 13 hearts but no organs?
a pack of cards
What is something you will never see again?
yesterday
Three men jump into the water but only two come out with wet hair. How?
The third man was bald.
I’m red when you start and you stop when it’s green.
a watermelon
What has eyes that cannot see, a tongue that cannot taste, and a soul that cannot die?
a shoe
What stays in the corner yet can travel all over the world?
a stamp
I get smaller every time I take a bath.
soap
I am a building that you leave without ever having entered.
The hospital that you were born in.
You answer me, although I never ask you questions.
How do you make the number one disappear?
Add the letter G and it becomes “gone”
What invention lets you look right through a wall?
a window
I have one foot and no legs but carry a house.
a snail
I am an English word, if pronounced correctly, it is wrong, and if you pronounce me wrong then you are right.
the word "wrong"
A cowboy rode into town on Friday. He stayed in town for three days and rode out on Friday. How is that possible?
Friday was the name of his horse.
You are my sister but I am not your sister. Who am I?
your brother
I have keys but no locks, I have space but no room, You can enter but you can’t exit.
a keyboard
A doctor and a boy were fishing. The boy was the doctor’s son, but the doctor was not the boy’s father. Who was the doctor?
his mother
Almost everyone needs it, asks for it, gives it, but almost nobody takes it.
advice
A woman is sitting in her room at night. She has no lights on, no candle, no lamp, no light at all and yet she is reading.
She’s reading braille