Blue
Purple
Red
Orange
Yellow
100
Do they have a fourth of July in England?
Yes
100
Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
70
100
A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he weigh?
Meat
100
How can a woman in New York, without getting a divorce or becoming a widow, or otherwise legally separated, legally marry 10 men?
She's the minister
100
How many times can you subtract 5 from 25?
1
200
How many birth days does the average man have?
1
200
If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
2
200
How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
12
200
Why are 1990 dollar bills worth more than 1989 dollar bills?
There are more! $1,990.00 > $1,989.00
200
How is it possible for two fathers and two sons to pay only $21 for a buffet when the buffet costs $7 per person?
Grandfather (Father), Father (Son), Son
300
Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
all
300
A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How many minutes would the pills last?
60
300
How far can a dog run into the woods?
1/2 way
300
Explain how a taxi can reach its destination in an hour and a half, but take 90 minutes to return when there is no other traffic?
1 1/2 hours = 90 minutes
300
Which weighs more, a pound of pennies or a pound of dimes?
lbs = lbs
400
In baseball, how many outs are there in an inning?
6
400
A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left standing?
9
400
How is it that a person born in Massachusetts, whose parents were both born in Massachusetts, is not born a U.S. Citizen?
Dies before 1776
400
Even when the Arctic natives are starving, why won't they eat penguin eggs?
Penguins live in the Antarctic.
400
A man rides into town on Sunday, three days later, he leaves on Sunday, how can this be?
Sunday is the name of his horse.
500
Can a California man legally marry his widow's sister?
No
500
How many members of each animal did Moses take on the ark?
none
500
Clara Clatter was born on December 27, on a hot summers day. How is that possible?
Born in the Southern Hemisphere
500
Why can't you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg?
Wooden legs don't take pictures.
500
Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third childs name?
Johnny
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