I am the kind of food monkey likes, and people slip on me and fall in cartoons.
BANANA
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
CARROT
What do you call a witch that lives in the sand?
SANDWICH
What type of drink is usually added to cereal in the morning?
MILK
Green on the outside but red and black inside. I am food but mostly liquid.
WATERMELON
I’m a green veggie that looks like a tiny tree.
BROCCOLI
What kind of dog has no tail?
HOT DOG
What did the doctor prescribe to the sick lemon?
LEMON-AID
I am a fruit that is always sad.
BLUEBERRY
I stink up your breath and fight evil vampires.
GARLIC
I love to yell and shout
ICE CREAM
When frozen, it turns to ice, when boiled, it turns to steam
WATER
I can be red or green and I grow on a vine. I’m dried to make raisins, or squeezed to make wine.
GRAPES
I’m a bell that you can’t ring. I sound hot but I’m not.
A BELL PEPPER
I am not a pair of socks, but I am something that smells cheesy.
I am a slice of food that has been delivered to you in a box.
PIZZA
I begin with a T.
I end with a T
and mostly I am full of T
TEAPOT
I’m a friendly fruit that likes to meet people.
DATE
He who buys me cuts my tail, takes off my suit of silk, and weeps beside me when I am dead.
ONION
A British potato changed its nationality.
FRENCH FRIES
I'm made of milk, but ain't no dark.
Joy in the winter - that's what I spark.
HOT CHOCOLATE