Idiots
This idiot is famous for saying "You can put it on the board ... yes!"
Hawk Harrelson
A meat snack which should not be eaten in quantities of 30.
Slim Jims
Your reaction when you see a lot of facial jewlery and tattoos.
"Get the gun."
What?
Huh?
[The correct response is What is Huh?"]
Sometimes these fly further than the ball they should hit.
Golf clubs
This idiot is famous for the #23 and his current prolific acting career.
Michael Jordan
This favorite food is typically perserved with sodium erythorbate and sodium nitrite.
Hot Dogs
Your reaction when the television is blocked by a grandchild.
"You make a better door than a window."
When in the presence of others, this setting should be at least 80.
Some don't know if this is blown up or stuffed.
A football
This idiot can see Russia from her house.
Sarah Palin
Its name is borrowed from the plural of this Italian word for bell pepper.
Pepperoni
Your reaction to witnessing fans go crazy for Beyonce.
"Pull pin, throw grenade."
These abbreviations: Hz and dB.
Hertz and decibels
Seven times
The appropriate amount of times to shuffle a Euchre deck.
This idiot knows words. He has the best words.
Donald Trump
This product put your ungrateful children through college.
Jell-O
This kind of stupid is reserved for Meghan when she floods the upstairs bathroom.
A special kind of stupid
The volume a NORMAL person may speak in when saying something they don't want others to overhear.
A whisper
It's this kind of blood "the boys" have.
Hillbilly
This idiot is responsible for some of our family's favorite films including Superbad and Step Brothers.
Judd Apatow
Best By, Sell By, and Use By
Things to ignore
Your reaction when Amy says she is bringing a vegan, gulten-free friend for dinner.
[Whole face rub]
It is made up of the tympanic cavity and the three ossicles.
Middle ear
American Monster, Fatal Vows, and Someone You Thought You Knew
Shows on Investigation Discovery TV