STONER SCIENCE
2012 IN REVIEW
BEFORE AND AFTER
JARGON
CELEBRITY SUITCASE
100
186,000 MILES PER SECOND. WOA.
DUDE, HOW FAST DOES LIGHT MOVE?
100
THIS PLUCKY ROVER LANDED ON THE RED PLANET ON AUGUST 6TH.
What is CURIOSITY?
100
HEY, HEY, HEY, IT'S THE MAN BEHIND RELATIVITY
What is FAT ALBERT EINSTEIN?
100
MASTICATION
What is CHEWING?
100
GOLF CLUBS, A CASE OF CONDOMS AND A BASEBALL HAT
Who is TIGER WOODS?
200
NO JOKE, DUDE, YOU WOULD GET SPAGHETTIFIED! IT'S, LIKE, A TECHNICAL TERM.
DUDE, WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU FALL INTO A BLACK HOLE?
200
THIS SOUTH KOREAN POP SINGER'S "GANGMAN STYLE" WAS RELEASED ON JULY 15TH AND TOOK OVER THE UNIVERSE.
Who is PSY?
200
NEUROTIC FILMMAKER FOR ASSEMBLING IKEA FURNITURE
What is WOODY ALLEN WRENCH?
200
SOMNABULATION
What is SLEEP WALKING?
200
A HUNTING RIFLE, A BIKINI, AND A COPY OF "POLITICS FOR DUMMIES"
Who is SARAH PALIN?
300
UNCOILED, IT WOULD BE MORE THAN SIX FEET LONG.
DUDE, HOW LONG IS A STRAND OF DNA?
300
THIS ABSTRACT ARTIST'S 1961 PAINTING "ORANGE, RED, YELLOW" SOLD AT AUCTION FOR $87 MILLION.
Who is MARK ROTHKO?
300
ONLINE AUCTION SITE THAT STORMED CUBA IN 1961
What is E-BAY OF PIGS?
300
STERNUTATION
What is SNEEZING?
300
A COPY OF L. RON HUBBARD'S "DIANETICS", SUNGLASSES AND DIVORCE PAPERS
Who is TOM CRUISE?
400
WHO KNOWS, MAN. CONSULT THE DRAKE EQUATION.
DUDE, DO YOU THINK THERE'S LIFE OUT THERE IN THE UNIVERSE?
400
THIS SKYDIVER BROKE THE SOUND BARRIER IN A JUMP FROM THE STRATOSPHERE ON OCTOBER 14TH.
Who is FELIX BAUMGARTNER?
400
QUANTUM THOUGHT EXPERIMENT THAT'S LIKE A DRUG TO CATS
What is SCHRODINGER'S CAT NIP?
400
RHINOTILLEXIS
What is NOSE-PICKING?
400
LIP GLOSS, A PHOTO OF KANYE WEST, KEYS TO A ROLLS ROYCE
WHO IS KIM KARDASHIAN?
500
67,000 MILES PER HOUR, MAN!
DUDE, HOW FAST IS THE EARTH MOVING AROUND THE SUN LIKE RIGHT NOW?
500
AFTER 244 YEARS, THIS WAS PRINTED FOR THE LAST TIME IN 2012.
WHAT IS THE ENCYCLOPEDIA BRITTANICA?
500
DIMINUTIVE FEMALE RAPPER WHO LED NORTH KOREA UNTIL 2011
What is LIL' KIM JONG IL?
500
SPHENOPALATINE GANGLIONEURALGIA
What is BRAIN FREEZE?
500
A HARMONICA, A GUITAR PICK, ELEVEN GRAMMY AWARDS AND A 2012 PRESIDENTIAL MEDAL OF FREEDOM
WHO IS BOB DYLAN?
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