Exsurge Auguste!
Femmes Fastueuses
Yellow Flowers & Co.
Corruptio Optimi Pessima
Ecclesiastical Spring Cleaning
100

To rule this realm, you had to swear to defend the pope--- but on the plus side, you technically occupied the highest temporal office in Western Christendom

What is the Holy Roman Empire?

100

Having grown up in the lap of luxury and love poetry, this powerful duchess was dissatisfied with her monkish husband, the king of France, and sought instead the thrill of a lover willing to put her in jail

Who is Eleanor of Aquitaine?

100

Anglo-Saxon England definitively gave way to a Norman dynasty after this man sailed the Channel and stole Godwinson's winning streak

Who is William the Conqueror?

100
This grave sin, running rampant at the close of the first millennium, involves the payment of money to secure a sacred office

What is simony?

100

Fed up with lay investiture, this pope, whose birth name means "bright flame," issued his famous Dictatus papae to put the Holy Roman Emperor in his place

Who is Pope Gregory VII, a.k.a. Hildebrand?

200
Really just another pesky band of barbarians--- except this time, they got on King Otto's bad side

Who are the Magyars?

200

Her husband, who was fat, insisted on testing the fidelity of this woman by an ordeal of fire

Who is St. Richardis?

200

This ambitious king issued the Constitutions of Clarendon, angering his ex-best friend, the archbishop of Canterbury

Who is Henry II of England?

200

While practical during the Viking invasions, nevertheless this political system based on land grants in exchange for obedience began to hold bishops hostage to kings

What is feudalism?

200

Infatuated with the pure beauty of God, this great mystic famously called Eleanor of Aquitaine a "daughter of Belial" for wearing too much makeup

Who is St. Bernard of Clairvaux?

300

The bishops were happy to be the Emperor's princes, but it came at the cost of receiving spiritualia at his hands in a struggle going by this name

What is the Investiture Struggle?

300

After the death of her husband/stepbrother, this locked-away Italian princess had to be saved by a certain highly motivated German

Who is St. Adelaide?

300

Concerning this hero for the liberty of the Church, a certain frustrated king allegedly said, "Will no one rid me of this meddling priest?"

Who is St. Thomas Becket?

300
Despite technically being emperor, nevertheless by the time of his death this Frank had lost nearly all his ancestral lands on account of his listlessness and having a hole in his head.

Who is Charles the Fat?

300

On his way home from a rager, lightning struck in front of this saint's horse, inducing a one-hour coma wherein he converted to the Lord

Who is St. Norbert?

400

Otto the Great sought to respect the quasi-independence of these powerful German territories

What are the stem duchies?

400

Known for her extensive almsgiving, this wife of Henry the Fowler sadly had her lands confiscated by her greedy sons... who felt bad about it later

Who is St. Matilde of Ringelheim?
400

During this nearly twenty-year period of dynastic warfare, it is said that in England "Christ and his saints slept."

What is the Anarchy?

400

Bored by the dusty institution of marriage, these poets opted instead to sing the praises of passion and adultery

Who are the troubadours?

400

After a dazzling academic career, which included teaching a future pope, this saint sought solitude in the mountains where his monks could live quietly in little houses and make the French equivalent of moonshine

Who is St. Bruno?

500

The elective monarchy of the HRE stood in contrast to this French strategy for avoiding dynastic warfare

What is agnatic primogeniture?

500

She was one-time empress and matriarch of the Plantagenets

Who is Empress Matilda?

500

By virtue of his Norman blood and his wife's fief of Aquitaine, Henry II Fitzempress became the ruler of a short-lived empire called by this name

What is the Angevin Empire?

500

These symbols of office would be received "through ring and crosier"

What are the spiritualia?

500

Having internalized a deep sense of self-deprecation since his mother refused to breastfeed him in his infancy, this monastic reformer urged his followers to "take the discipline"

Who is St. Peter Damien?

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