New Kids on the Block
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Bee...careful, you may bring this character to life if you say the name too many times around this Sequoian.
Who is Adam Scott?
If you don't know that Samantha Jo Burcham has a borderline obsession with this fictional feline, then you're not a true Sequoian.
What is Garfield?
The aura coming off this Sequoian is so strong that even getting defeated in literally every game of Smash Bros this week lost him no points.
Who is Milo Traughber?
This elderly Sequoian may not share in group very much, but ask them about Jesus Christ or Lamar Jackson, and they become very animated, indeed.
Who is Taegon Troncin?
This is the year that Sequoia Studio first opened.
What is 2010?
If Lilly Hood isn't drawing in her free time, you might find her playing this musical instrument.
What is the violin?
This is the real identity of the infamous rapper who uses Devious Baby as a pseudonym.
Who is Lucas Fanning?
If you find yourself missing Kiley Rodriguez over the summer, you can probably stop in and find her working a shift at this restaurant in New Albany.
What is Wild Eggs?
This ancient Sequoian may have an overzealous love of K-Pop Demon Hunters...or they may just be rage baiting Milo Traughber. Hard to say.
Who is Rayne Madden?
These are the names, in chronological order, of the co-teachers Kyle has had in Sequoia studio.
Who are Abby Kerns, Melanie Swihart, and Rhiannon Jones?
This Sequoian has a penchant for arachnids and tapeworms...Will Wood and the Tapeworms, that is.
Who is Vincynt Lawson?
This lemur-loving 10th level thinks school starts at 9:05 AM. When her older brother was in Sequoia, though, he was always on time.
Who is LoLo Stackhouse?
This Sequoian recently started driving, and they've already almost killed a bodacious bike rider. Good thing another Sequoian was in the passenger seat to save the day.
Who is Quinn Johnson?
This senior citizen in Sequoia spent a lot of time this year on the floor in the commons working on a sprawling art installation for the Big History Exhibition.
Who is Mika Price?
Although these two Sequoians dipped on us this year, they will forever be Sequoians in our hearts.
Who are Jay McLemore and Siercia Giles?
We all know him as AJ, and he recently revealed that these initials stand for this. Hint: It's not "Awesome Juice."
What is Andrew Jacob?
If Sequoia ever takes its circus on the road, this very flexible 10th level would headline as the famous human slinky - if you know, you know.
Who is Apollo Whalen?
This Sequoian is a pro at building 3D animations in a software program called Blender. If not doing that, they are probably building Pokemon META decks or gaining aura in Smash Bros for their next match with Milo Traughber.
Who is Jacob Martinez Morton?
This over-the-hill Sequoian made a guest appearance at the Big History Exhibition and the Senior Parade. Otherwise, they have been living a sequestered life of mystery and intrigue.
Who is Scarlet Hester?
Fox has been permanently banned from this establishment due to their hide and seek hijinks.
What is Bed, Bath, and Beyond?
These fabulous four Freshmen all made invaluable contributions to the opening ceremony of the Big History Exhibition this year, whether by giving speeches or working the microphone stand.
Who are Flannery Lewis, Lukas Young, Ash Herb, and Zach Champion?
Terrance Detwiler dropped the bomb that this erotic romance novel (and eventual film adaptation) began as a Twilight fanfiction titled Master of the Universe, written by E. L. James (under the pen name Snowqueens Icedragon).
What is Fifty Shades of Grey?
This Sequoian may or may not be related to the United States National Security Agency intelligence contractor currently living in exile in Russia because he leaked classified documents revealing the existence of global surveillance programs.
Who is El Snowden?
This geriatric Sequoian enjoys the distinction of being voted most likely to move to California and start a relgious cult that eventually becomes a Netflix special.
Who is Joseph (JoJo, Joey, Josiah, J-Dawg) Short?
You can't be faulted for thinking this Sequoian dropped out of school because they haven't graced us with their presence for a good long while, but as legend has it, they're still going to graduate from CM this year - you just won't get to see them at the graduation ceremony, either.
Who is Lennon Cornett?