The Holidays
Help Him!
What did Jane scream to help save her boy from ruining a perfectly good Thanksgiving day?
Her unique way of trying to correct the children.
What is expressing her opinion in the form of a question such as "How do you make your marinade?
The name applied to the prettiest haircut Karen ever received.
What is the Frank?
I want you....I need you.
What are the words scrawled on the bathroom mirror that Donald can never unsee?
The phrase the children heard each time they were talking to Budro on the phone.
What is "tell him about the money!"
Beirut
What is this neighborhood called every 4th of July?
Perhaps a reason the authorities should have been called?
What is the infamous Great Falls lip waxing incident?
The skill Jane tried teaching Karen with only mild frustration.
What is telling time?
Changing the settings on Roo's Ryd.
What is what drives Roo crazy?
Hi, this is what I'm going to look like now!
What is the funniest video Jane has ever recorded and sent to her children......EVER!
Who knew there was a right and a wrong way to make these New Year's Eve snacks.
What are beef rollups?
Nothing, go back to bed.
What did Jane tell Karen when she was eating chips and salsa in bed one night?
The location where someone said "there's some crazy person swinging a flashlight on the corner."
Where is Missoula?
He thinks you're a hot chick.
What did Jane tell the GF realtor selling 129 Treasure State Drive that mortified Donald?
Raspberry parade.....
What are the words Prince never sang but Jane was sure he did.
The dog who tipped the Christmas tree over and implicated the children.
Who is Sundae?
Switch with me
What is how Jane keeps her children out of getting yet another speeding ticket?
The classiest move Karen ever made at a fancy restaurant.
What is laying on the table in Billings after graduation?
I'm sure we will get what you need for the down payment.
That time Jane thought we could hawk Donald's graduation watch to purchase his car in Tacoma.
Oh! we went to get donuts for you!
What did Jane say when she was surprised to see the children up watching cartoons one early morning?
It's what Donald the Ghost became by the end of one windy Halloween night.
What is a hobo?
What Roo said at lunch one day that nearly killed them?
What kind of pie do you have?
Peanut
What is how sarcastic French Canadian bakers answered Karen when she asked what kind of donut was in the case?
Cottage cheese and a pickle
What were the only items Donald was most interested in at the expensive salad bar?
The tongue
What did Jane simply have to show the children to get them to shape up?