Days of The Week
Portugal, Lesotho, Mexico, China, Ukraine, United States, Jonahland, America Junior, California
Where did I ask about Monday?
This sky scraper has the number two hundred and sixteen written on it.
When did I ask about The Two Sixteen Tower
This phallus shaped Hubenbacker um I guess. No, no. Don't forget the uhm. Has a stroke powered Cummins engine. And it's capitol.
*Laughs* "Okay! LMAO That's the prompt"
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Old State Saloon, and the Ad Council.
When did I ask about the Hubenbacker Basic?
*If you get this wrong then player must read the sponsors list.
What did Rafali order at Freddy's?
What did I ask about a glizzy?
DOUBLE BOMBS!!!!
Jelly Water
*Per game rule 7-9 (Seven Series) The player must do push-ups for one minute. The player must get to at least 20 before time is up to gain 10 points per push up. If player cannot get to 20 then they will lose 100 points.
What did I ask about Grape Drank?
DOUBLE BOMBS!!!!
Taxation is theft! #Eigel2024:(
When did I ask about Tax Evasion Tuesday?
(ALL points are rotated on this question. Per Juniorian Game Rule (RAAJ (Ret@rds Association of America Junior) 22.1C.)
This colorful build has relocated three times, been in four locations, and has an observatory inside of it.
Why did I ask about the Qube?
*If guessed wrong ALL points are rotated.
"Shhhh! I'm humping wrabbits!"
Whom did I ask about Elmer Hubenbacker?
What was the name of the server at Bob Evans?
Whom did I call about Roberta or Bert?
*Per game rule BOBE-4173362023 they must call the Bob Evans and give a compliment regarding our wonderful server if answer is wrong.
What is the name of the song played in the opening ceremony?
*Per game rule 911 all points are now rotated regardless of answer.
"Death Camp! Death Camp! Death Camp!"
When did I ask about Wednesday?
*Contestant must do the full Wednesday chant to receive full points*
*Per game rule (RAAJ) #2 Wednesday Rule "REQ"
This building is home of the Leedleville Channel 11 News and has a built-in water elevator.
Tier 1 & 2
*548K-3 (RAAJ)
*Boeing747-DOOR (RAAJ)
Where did I ask about Trunp Tower?
*Tier 1 Per game rule 548K-3 (RAAJ) if wrong entirely the game player loses 100 points.
*Tier 2 Per game rule Boeing747-DOOR (RAAJ) if wrong the game player must drink a glass of water and then half a redbull.
This Hubenbacker Auto is painted yellow and shaped like a number two pencil.
When did I ask about the Back To Skool Edition Hubenbacker?
Skrewball
Peanut Butter
*Per game rule 441177H9781B-830054Q Section T-7, Subsection 39, Chapter 5, paragraph 11, line 3, word 12 states "If a game player gets the question wrong they must take a shot of skrewball.
Looks can kill! Know that looks can kill!
Whom did I ask about Emmett Till?
*If player answers incorrect Eli tickles player (includes himself)
"Louder! You need more high hat in this song about "That's my house!" exclaimed Bulululululululu Bubentocker while flipping the inside of my car tires out.
I've been working on some campaign slogans that are a little less obvious.
Stop vollution
If you want boyfriend time, then you must be a girlfriend
I need a bogel for the glotch
That old man just took your spork
Fort Reel Fort Reel F O R T Fort Reel
Fort Reel Fort Reel R E E L Fort Reel
Why did I ask about Fort Kaleeb?
*If correct game player gets 400 points
*If wrong -see game rule: 7-278Q RAAJ
DOUBLE BOMBS!!!!!
What is the original meaning of "Hubenbacker!"
Where did I ask about M0th3r Phu¢k3r?
DOUBLE BOMBS!!!!!
What flavor are the hammers?
What did I ask about Bar-B-Que?
*Per game rule HB24, if they player answers correctly they will win a small prize. * If they lose the prize goes to the overall game winner.
Ring Ring! Ring Ring!
What did I ask about Hail Santa?
*Game will pause for a brief listen to Hail Santa*
Arbeit Macht Frei
When did I ask about Friday?
*RAAJ Reminder 4*
*500 Rule*
This building does not exist.
Is the government trailer?
*If wrong the player loses their next turn.
*500 Rule*
This Hubenbacker Auto is a Juniorian manual (nine pedals),
When did I ask about the Hubenbacker Alaska?
*500 Rule*
Per game rule 7 the player shall consume a flight of mystery liquids prior to giving their answer and guess the liquids correct.
Q. F***ing C***t
Where did I ask about the 50s Diner?
*500 Rule*
Why shouldn't you get r@ped?
What did I ask about you probably won't like it?
*500 Rule*
*If guessed wrong the game player will get r@ped