Which Trish??

LVL 1

100

Trish won a spelling bee

or

Trish won a hula hoop contest

Trish won a hula hoop contest

200

Trish decorates for christmas after halloween

or

Trish decorates for christmas after thanksgiving

Trish decorates for christmas after thanksgiving

300

Twins do not run in Trish's family

or

Trish always intended to homeschool her kids

Twins do not run in Trish's family

400

Trish has suffered 6 concussions

or

Trish has broken 6 bones

Trish has suffered 6 concussions

500

Trish was vegetarian for 3 years

or 

Trish was sugar free for 2 years

Trish was vegetarian for 3 years

LVL 2

100

Trish has been on 4 missions trips

or

Trish has never been out of the country

Trish has been on 4 missions trips

200

Trish has never been drunk

or

Trish has been DRUNK

Trish has never been drunk

300

Trish was involved in a skateboard accident

or

Trish was involved in a moped accident

Trish was involved in a moped accident

400

Trish broke her nose water skiing 

or

Trish smashed her teeth being dumped out of wagon

Trish smashed her teeth being dumped out of wagon

500

Trish can fit her fist in her mouth

or

Trish can hold her breath for 1:30sec

Trish can fit her fist in her mouth

LVL 3

100

Bono of U2 is Trish's celebrity crush

or

Jon Bon Jovi is Trish's celebrity crush

Jon Bon Jovi is Trish's celebrity crush

200

Which has Mark said to Trish:

"move over bacon, here comes something leaner!"

or

"have you stood on a scale lately?!"

"have you stood on a scale lately?!"

300

Trish didn't have curly hair till age 14

or

Trish wears kids size 4 shoe

Trish didn't have curly hair till age 14

400

Trish had a consistent diet of white bread and Diet Coke

or

Trish joined a fencing club, mistaking it for the finance club

Trish had a consistent diet of white bread and Diet Coke

500

Trish started a 10 commandments club in the 2nd grade

or

Trish got in trouble for stealing lollipops

Trish got in trouble for stealing lollipops

LVL 4

100

Trish secretly watched footloose against her parents wishes

or

Trish secretly watched 9 to 5 against her wishes

Trish secretly watched 9 to 5 against her wishes

200

Frosty the Snowman melting traumatized Trish as a child

or 

The Oompa Loompas traumatized Trish as a child

Frosty the Snowman melting traumatized Trish as a child

300

Trish cries the most when there is a dog in a movie

or

when there are old people in a movie

Trish cries the most when there is a dog in a movie

400

As grandparents, Trish wants to be called "Honey and Grumpy"

or 

"Tootsie and Doc"

Honey and Grumpy

500

Trish has been engaged twice

or

Trish has had 4 boyfriends

Trish has been engaged twice

LVL 5

100

Trish was captain of the cheerleading squad

or

Trish was president of the Shakespearean Sonnet Society in highschool

Trish was captain of the cheerleading squad

200

Trish took 6 years of French and graded papers in the French lab

or 

tutored seniors in advanced calculus as a sophomore

Trish took 6 years of French and graded papers in the French lab

300

Trish used to pick up milk illegally out of the back door of an optometrist office

or 

Trish bought a used colon hydrotherapy set from amazon to keep her bowels moving

Trish used to pick up milk illegally out of the back door of an optometrist office

400

Trish has been offered a job as a paralegal

or 

Trish was offered a job as a medical transcriptionist

Trish was offered a job as a paralegal

500

Trish worked for the Association of Retarted Citizens

or 

Trish worked for the United Negro College Fund

Trish worked for the Association of Retarted Citizens