in a very chinese time of my life
What asian appetizer must be at the table, according to JARED?
Gyoza
Hannah and Liz have some pretty great bangs. Who got the bangs first?
Hannah ofc
ME: I'm tired.
What do you say in response?
me when I'm tired
In an effort to cure female loneliness epidemic, Michael set Liz and one of his friends on a date. What was the date's name?
Ben (Wallace)
The DIY Queen, Hannah made what functional item a decor piece with the use of her printer (at Cal's birthday party)?
Straws
At Shanghai 456, what appetizer is essential, and MUST be ordered?
Garlic Eggplant
What is the best way to bounce on it?
CRAZY STYLE!
*michael takes off his hat*
What do you say?
"wait... you're BALD?"
What are the names of Liz's roommates?
Ana & Quinn Mei
What is the name of the restaurant that split our table into North Korea and South Korea?
Sweet Anals (Sweet Anaelle)
Watch out! She's foreign and she has a gun. Cathy An is allegedly adopted from what country?
Cambodia
Michael famously banged a hot Mongolian girl. What's her name?
Serena
We arrive at Coney Island. I point and exclaim, "I wanna go on that roller coaster!"
What do you say in response?
"Roller coaster? I barely know her!"
There's Ryan and then there's "Tall Ryan." What are their actual full names?
Ryan Johnson, Ryan Quinn
What is the ideal time to stay out until during a night out?
1 Billion o'clock
What race/ethnicity is arguably not Asian?
Filipino
BANG BANG BANG! Your neighbor at the Denizen is at it again?
Jared has banged 3 of his neighbors, what are their names?
Sam, Laura, Denise
your friend is starting to feel down. they tell you they feel like they're starting to gain weight and feel like their appearance is declining. What do you say in response?
"You know, I've noticed that about you."
I'm in love with the Coco... but what is Coco's real first name?
Michael
The thing about John... is that he's a quant. He's also an accomplished Ted Talk Speaker. What was his Ted Talk about?
Michael has been "watching a lot of Korean movies lately." Cal made sure to mention this to which Korean woman? and at what Bar?
Flynn - Pineapple Club
BANG!!! Palantir has come to BLOW YOU AWAY! According to her linkedin, Cat has worked at Palantir since when (Month & Year)
June 2022
Cat says this when she can't find valet parking in South Carolina (third world country behavior)
"F*ck my chungus life"
Another asian girl has entered the villa. You met her at Michael's housewarming. She says she's Jonathan's girlfriend. What's her name again?
Becca
Yes And!! We love going to see improv shows, and we'd arguably be the best improv group in the nation. What is the name of the improv theater that we frequent?
Magnet Theater