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Name three days consecutively where none of the seven days of the week appear.
Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow
What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
A clock
What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short
What word begins and ends with an E but only has one letter?
Envelope
What has a neck but no head?
A bottle
Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
C
What starts with a P, ends with an E and has thousands of letters?
The Post Office
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg
Why would a man living in New York not be buried in Chicago?
Because he is still living
What begins with T ends with T and has T in it?
A teapot
How many letters are there in the English alphabet?
7 in English, and 8 in alphabet.
Which month has 28 days?
All of them
Three men were in a boat. It capsized, but only two got their hair wet. Why?
One was bald
Where does Friday come before Thursday?
In the dictionary
What invention lets you look right through a wall?
A window
Bobby throws a ball as hard as he can. It comes back to him, even though nothing and nobody touches it. How?
He throws it straight up.
How do you make the number one disappear?
Add the letter G and it’s “gone”
A monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first, the monkey, the squirrel, or the bird?
None of them, because you cannot get a banana from a coconut tree!
What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
A palm
If an electric train is travelling south, which way is the smoke going?
There is no smoke; it is an electric train!
What is next in this sequence? JFMAMJJASON . . .
The letter “D.” The sequence contains the first letter of each month.
Why do lions eat raw meat?
Because they never learned to cook
What goes up but never goes down?
Your age
What is the last thing you take off before bed?
Your feet off the floor
If you threw a White stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?
Wet