Drugs! (Mostly molly)
I accidentally fell through the floorboard at an AEPi party and almost died from suffocation
Who is Roba?
I fell off a roof when I was two
Who is Josh?
I threw an open house in high school, my parents found out, and I was grounded for 6 months
Who is Grace?
I am named after a bank
Who is Eugenie?
I have two fake teeth and you'll never guess which ones
Who is Ailsa?
I took molly at a techno show and had a internal monologue for the first time in my life
Who is Shea?
I wanted to be a professional whistler
Who is Pratha?
I played jazz guitar in high school
Who is Natasha?
My friends and I drew dicks in the snow in front of alumni hall
Who is Vanessa?
Who is Andreas?
I went to the leaning tower of pisa on molly
Who is Ailsa?
I failed my first communion
Who is Anna?
Once I set off the fire alarm in my high school for burning a pop tart in the microwave and everyone had to leave the building and no one ever knew it was me
Who is Abby?
I was pepper sprayed outside fords theater at trumps inauguration
Who is Elizabeth?
I cried in Phulwani's office and he had to calm me down
Who is Roba?
I am a world class pogo sticker and hula hooper
Who is Tori?
In fourth grade I shaved my head
Who is Abby?
I had a song written about me in high school (by someone I met a model UN conference)
Who is Margaret?
I saw Barack Obama at a train station when I was 5
Who is Micah?
I’ve spent over $100 on the sims
Who is Loretta?
I accidentally did Molly at a basement concert the day I got my driver’s license and then I got in a car crash on the way home
Who is Margaret?
I went to the same theater camp as RDJ
Who is Elizabeth?
I am a former varsity bowling team captain
Who is Cole?
I have technically attacked a member of Congress.
Who is Nathan Snow?
I've gotten food poisoning from pasta on three separate occasions
Who is Gabi?