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According to Bean, what is the only ride worth visiting at the fair? 

What is... The Tilt-a-Whirl

100

This is when Aunt Nicky cracked open her first drink and officially became the park’s most hydrated animal 

What... is 9am

100

Granny’s pre-vacation injury began when she tried to move this

What is... The Pink Crayon 

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What is the only kind of bird that can fly backwards?

What is... A Hummingbird 
100

What Zoo Creature Caused Kate's Immediate Evacuation?  

What is... Peacock 

200

According to Harry, What Disease did Brynn suffer from when she visited the ER

What is... Kidney Cancer

200

What did Aunt Nicky call Kate on her 16th birthday?

what is... SON OF A WH*RE!

200

Family bonding at its finest: What three family members shared this medical condition, Planters Fasciitis

What is... Aunt Nicky, Uncle Darrick and Granny

200

What Disease does 90% of Kolas carry?

What is... Chlamydia 

200

Uncle Dan’s diet-approved treat—only because he declared, ‘They are a vegetable.’

What is... Jalapeno Poppers 

300

According to Gramp, What is his best feature?

What is... his hair
300

What is Goons Legal Name? 

BONUS: What was Kikis original name? 

What is... Rooney

What is... Sally O Mally

300

What did Granny Dress as for Halloween Trunk or Treat in 2021?

What is... ELMO

300

True or False:

Sharks can't get Cancer

What is... FALSE

300

What restaurant did harry throw up in his cup?

What is... T-rex Cafe

400

According to Uncle Darrick, whats tomorrow? 

What is... SCHOOLS TOMORROW!!! 

400

What did Aunt Jessie win for 1st place in the Big Apple Coloring Contest? 

What is... A Pink Bunny

400

What embarrassing situation did Granny trap Brynn in on the Thunder Bolt?

What is... track down a random boy to ride with her

400

What Color is a polar bears Skin? 

What is... Black

400

How many years in a row was Uncle Darrick Named Associate of the Month at Sams Club? 

What is... 2 years in a row

500

According to Brynn, she been wanting one of what for yearsssss 

What is... Unicorn Pillow Pet

500

Aunt Nicky had to be carried out of this hiding spot after getting stuck during Family Sardines.

What is... Gramps Dump Truck

500

How much Money was in Gramp and Grannys Big Pink Crayon? 


What is... $136.84

500

What kind of bee swarms together and hugs there enemies to death

What is... A Honey Bee

500

Whose Truck did Harry TP on April Fools?

What is... Uncle Dan

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