His Past
Dr. Samuels used to have silver hair like Sisqo: True or False?
False, but he's considered it.
If they asked him today, which reality TV show would Dr. Samuels accept an invitation to?
a. Love Island
b. Chopped
c. The Amazing Race
c. The Amazing Race
Dr. Samuels has a perfectly curated order at which restaurant?
a. Olive Garden
b. Cook Out
c. Raising Canes
b. Cook Out.
For those who need enlightenment, order the Spicy Chicken Tray with Cajun fries, hush puppies, and a chocolate chip cheesecake milkshake with caramel fudge.
What is his favorite color?
a. Orange
b. Evergreen
c. Navy
d. Red
d. Red
What did Dr. Samuels' teachers write on his report card?
a. "Great student."
b. "He is really competitive."
c. "Please remind him to keep his jokes to himself."
a. "Great student"
What is Dr. Samuel's #1 used emoji?
a. facepalm (smh bruh)
b. crying laughing
c. upside-down smiley
b. crying laughing
If you're having a bad day, Dr. Samuels recommends listening to which song?
a. "Unwritten" by Natasha Beddingfield
b. "Believe" by Cher
c. "So What" by P!nk
a. "Unwritten" by Natasha Beddingfield
Dr. Samuels rebukes the majority hate for which movie?
a. M. Night Shyamalan's Avatar: The Last Airbender
b. CATS: the Film
c. From Justin to Kelly
c. From Justin to Kelly
What was Dr. Samuels' first job?
a. Attendant at "Space Mountain"
b. bagger at Winn-Dixie
c. Server at Red Lobster
b. bagger at Winn-Dixie
True or False:
Dr. Samuels appreciates that he can silently curse using ASL.
TRUE
True or False:
Dr. Samuels appreciates that 3:1 products cut shower time by an average of 5 minutes
Absolutely False. Don't ever use 3:1 products.
Team Peeta or Team Gale?
PEETA
Dr. Samuel has done which of the following?
a. Live ASL translating for Christina Aguilera
b. Extra for Marvel's Ant-Man and Wasp
c. Stock photo modeling
c. Stock photo modeling
What is his go-to move at the club?
a. a historically accurate moonwalk
b. a respectable two-step
c. an unashamed Macarena
b. a perfectly respectable two-step
True or False:
Dr. Samuels believes driving should be replaced with better public transportation
TRUE. It’s probably because of deer
If Dr. Samuels could have any voice in the world, whose would it be?
a. Adele
b. Selena
c. John Legend
d. Ciara
a. Adele
What was Dr. Samuels' first email address?
a. yopitstink@aol.com
b. lucasscott4lyfe@aol.com
c. superdude91@aol.com
c. superdude@aol.com
True or False:
Dr. Samuels' party trick is that he can fold a fitted sheet by himself.
FALSE
Which animal's existence does Dr. Samuels not support?
a. dolphins
b. genetically modified dogs
c. deer.
c. deer
They have black, beady, soulless eyes and a weird fascination with cars.
What is Dr. Samuels' biggest pet peeve?
a. When people uncapitalize song lyrics for the aesthetic
b. When people turn on their turn signal as they make their turn
c. When people clip their nails in public.
a. When people uncapitalize song lyrics for the aesthetic