Who Is Jesus
Things Young People Say
Measurements
Things Old People Say
Things Church People Say
100

Where was Jesus born?

Bethlehem

100

Keep it a?

Buck/100

100

If you arrive at church and it is completely full how many people are in the church?

Everybody and they Momma!!

100

Out of Sight?

Out of Mind

100

God is Good?

All the Time!

200

How old was Jesus when he died?

33

200

I want all the?

Smoke

200

If I say Im ten minutes away from church how far away am I?

Anything longer than an hour!

200

Two Wrongs?

Don't Make a right!

200

Im Blessed?

And Highly favored 

300

Before Jesus started preaching what was his job?

Carpenter

300

Who are the Ops?

Enemies 

300

If your mother says "You Got 1 More Time" how many times do you have?

Zero

300

The Grass Ain't always?

Greener on the other side!

300

No Test?

No Testimony 

400

What was Jesus home town?

Nazareth

400

Turn?

Up

400

How Much is a pinch of salt?

What ever amount your grandmother showed you

400

The Early Bird?

Gets the Worm!

400

Life and Death?

Are in the power of the Tongue

500

Where was Jesus crucified?

Golgotha

500

Shoot your?

Shot

500

If someone leaves a swallow of juice how much did they leave?

Anything less than a glass full

500

One Monkey?

Don't stop the show!

500

Judge Not?

Lest Ye be Judged!

600

What was Jesus crown made of?

Thorns

600

If some says you are capping what do they mean?

You are Lying

600

If someone did something "50 11 times" How many times did they do it?

A whole lot

600

Beggars can't be?

Choosy!

600

Faith without works?

Is Dead

700

How many days did Jesus fast in the Desert?

40

700

Keep that same?

Energy 

700

If something happened "Just the other day" how long ago did it happen?

1 day to 10 Years

700

If you can't stand the?

Heat get out the Kitchen!!

700

You Better?

Preach/Sang

800

How many people did Jesus raise from the dead?

3

800

Spill The?

Tea

800

How many is "Umpteenth"?

Any number greater than 1

800

Stop crying before I?

Give you something to cry about!

800

That aint nothing but?

The Devil

900

What was Jesus brother name?

James

900

You can catch?

These Hands

900

If it is only a "Corner" of peach cobbler how much peach cobbler is left?

Any amount less than what they wanted

900

Now this going to?

Hurt me more than its going to hurt you!

900

I could have been?

Dead sleeping in my grave

1000

Where did Jesus Ascend to Heaven?

Mount Of Olives

1000

Let Him?

Cook

1000

How long is "A month of Sundays"

Anywhere from 1 month to 20 years

1000

I was born at night?

Not last night!

1000

Lord willing?

And the creek don't rise!

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