The number of days Maria has been on this earth.
What is 21,915?
The boat boy from Costa Rica who you were willing to risk it all for.
Who is Patrick? WHO IS HE?!
The name of one of Norm's favorite films once misheard by Maria as "Brainfart."
What is Braveheart?
To the ___, to the ____. Everything you...
OWN IN THE BOX TO THE LEFT
Which of the following did Maria once refer to as "the worst possible thing you could put in your body"...
Yogurt-covered raisins, airhead-extreme gummies, bleach, dried apricots, crack cocaine, cheezits.
What are dried apricots?
The most popular girl's name of 1961, given to name over 47,676 baby girls.
What is Mary?
The name of the liberal arts college in PA that Haley applied to. (correct pronunciation required)
What is Swarthmore?
The role Maria took on during her stint in middle and high school politics.
Watch out for ____!
What are flying pucks?
Three things Maria always carries in her purse/bag.
What is... Maria plz confirm?
Billboard Hot 100's #1 hit song in the US on 02/24/1961.
What is "Pony Time" by Chubby Checker?
The team you cheered for when Norman fell in love with you (direct from source).
What is the Western Hills Cobras?
The name of Maria's adult orthodontist.
Who is Dr.Chen?
What are melting ski boots? What is Dennis smashing his face? What are Maria and Liz going missing snowshoeing? What is the fire at the hotel? What is the great flood?
All of the following are real nicknames Maria uses for Lily, aside from...
Almond eyes, shrimpini, Lily pad, Munchkin, peanut
What is shrimpini?
The day of the week Maria was born on.
What is Friday?
The name of the vicious pig-like creatures we narrowly escaped in Arizona
What are whistle pigs?
The drink Maria ordered at the Ritz Carlton Naples that not only confused, but offended all bar staff immediately.
What is fireball?
___ is the correct pronunciation of the Hawaiian word "Aloha"
What is ALOWAL?
The number of countries Maria has traveled to outside of the US.
(acceptable answers within 3)
What is 12?
The approximate amount of time Maria has spent sleeping in her life thus far.
What is get things done?
The number of vodka sodas Maria can drink before inevitably breaking out in song and dance.
What is 1?
Maria would take the girls to _____ for a special school-day breakfast treat.
What is McDonald's?
What is a whippet?