Holidaze
What holiday does Jess try and get her parents back together?
Thanksgiving.
"I'm not convinced I know how to ______. I've just memorized a lot of words."
"I'm not convinced I know how to read. I've just memorized a lot of words." Nick to Jess
Why do Jess and Robbie break up?
They found out they are third cousins!
Someone breaks something of Schmidt's... Who breaks it and what is it?
Nadia, Schmidt's wiener (ouch!)
Who is always ~outside~ the loft?
Outside Dave
What celebration do the loft members rent a party bus for?
Schmidt's 29th birthday.
"Looks like a picture of a ______ _________ that an 8 year old would make"
"Looks like a picture of a _Best Friend_ that an 8 year old would make."
-Schmidt describing Jess
What does Jess go back to Spencer's house to get after she moves into the loft?
The TV (because she breaks the loft one with a basketball).
Why does Coach say he knows women better than Schmidt?
Because he grew up with sisters.
What unexpected animal crashes Cece's wedding?
Badger.
When Jess was going to England for Christmas, where were Nick, Coach, Schmidt, Cece, and Winston going respectively? (Bonus if you know why!)
Nick & Winston - Chicago
Cece & Schmidt - New York
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Double syringes!!
What did Sam think Jess's name was when they first met?
Katie
Who catfishes Schmidt & who did they pretend to be?
Nick as Michael Keaton via email
What does Winston initially think about Tran's granddaughter?
He thinks she is homeless.
On the camping Thanksgiving trip, what does Jess eat that makes her delirious?
A dead fish Nick found.
"She came to _______ looking for beer party and bed for sleeping"
"She came to America looking for beer party and bed for sleeping" Cece talking about Nadia
Who gets a restraining order placed against them?
Jess by Sam.
Who holds the Jess sign in the title sequence?
Schmidtty BOYYYYY (MY FAVVVVV) !!!!!!
Who does Jess write a musical with instead of hooking up with them?
Bearclaw.
What holiday does Winston say he got dumped on that makes him tell Jess never to dump someone on a holiday?
Bring your daughter to work day.
-"One, two, three, four ____!"
-"___!!!"
JFK!!! FDR!!!
Name 3 of the loft member's exs AND their career (first names are okay)
Sam - Doctor
Robbie - ???
Russel - Financial something or other
Fawn - Political job
Raegan - Medical sales
Genzlinger - Music teacher
Ryan Geauxinue - Teacher
Who buys peppermint lotion for Nick and why?
Schmidt buys it... foot lotion... for him for every year of their friendship.
Jess thinks she killed someone, who is it?
Fergueson