Kettle cooked, Jalapeño.
What are potato chips?
Straight from the earth. Every living thing needs this liquid.
What is water?
Watching a pigskin move up and down a field.
What is watching football?
It's ran by a mouse.
What is Disney World?
The celebration of passengers when the plane does exactly what it always does.
WHat is clapping when the plane lands
A meat stick in red and yellow packaging.
What is a Slim Jim?
Sassafras! It was very popular during the prohibition era.
What is rootbeer?
Like a Witch and her cauldron, a bunch of animals in a pot with seasonings and spices.
What is cooking?
Take a plunge before the volcano erupts!
What is Volcano Bay?
Getting from point A to point B at turtles pace.
What is walking slow?
Complimentary at a Mexican restaurant.
What is Chips and Salsa?
Invented by the University of Florida. Great for sports and rehydration.
What is Gatorade?
Leisurely activity of traveling on the water to swim, fish, or tube.
What is boating?
Careful, you're in the splash zone.
What is Seaworld?
This time-related offense can turn a 10-minute wait into a lifelong grudge, especially when it happens every time.
What is being Tardy?
Shoestring, wedge, steak, and waffle.
What are French Fries?
It gives you wings.
What is Redbull?
A little white ball and 500 yards.
What is golf?
Cheetahs, Falcons, and Cobras.
What is Busch Gardens?
I can hear you... and me.
What is talking while I'm talking?
It's sour, salty, and good for cramping muscles. You can find them in a jar full of juice.
What are pickles?
A soda consisting of 23 flavors.
What is Dr. Pepper?
Swing, run fast, turn left.
What is softball?
Dinosaurs, Wizards, and talking cats.
What is Universal?
You may be eating seafood, but I don't wanna see-it.
What is... chewing with your mouth open?