The Early Days
What was Frank's first official job?
Camp counselor
What living object did the Groom hit with his car soon after buying it?
A deer
What's the grooms shoe size?
10 1/2
How did Frank and Erin really meet?
Tinder
What was Frank's favorite bar in college?
What car did Frank drive in high school?
Honda Accord
The Groom once attempted to cook a simple pasta dish but accidentally turned the entire meal purple by dumping this entire, unmeasured bottle into the pot.
A whole bottle of red wine
What is the groom's favorite movie?
Rocky
When is Frank and Erin's Wedding?
May 22, 2027
While he pretends to want a sophisticated signature drink at the wedding, this cheap, two-ingredient mix is the Groom's true go-to drink order
Vodka Sprite
In the early 2000s, a licensed medical professional carefully evaluated the young groom and used this exact, highly sophisticated, three-letter word to describe how severe his ADHD was.
What is Bad
What did Frank throw up in at camp and then not clean up?
A sink
Despite being a fully grown 26-year-old engaged man, the Groom is currently living a double life by actively hiding this specific, highly dangerous vehicle from his parents so he doesn't get grounded.
a motorcycle
What was Frank's excuse for not taking Erin on a second date back in 2019?
He had too much math homework
This is the Groom's signature, highly embarrassing "move" on the dance floor
The trump dance
Who is this group did Frank get into an actual, physical fistfight with in grade school?
Mike
What song did the groom's dad catch him listening to during an at home work out?
Toxic by Britney Spears
Despite it being explicitly advertised to feed an entire household, the groom can single-handedly finish this specific fast food menu item alone.
McDonald Family Bundle Box
What is the name of the park Frank proposed at?
Glen Providence Park. Media, PA
How many followers does the groom's fitness instagram have?
81 (gotta get those numbers up)
Who is this room water boarded the Groom during college?
Jimmy
How many times has Frank shat himself since college?
2-3 times (the fact that it's not 0 is concerning)
What's the bride's birthday?
January 23, 2001
The Groom frequently insults the entire state of Pennsylvania by ordering this specific, visually upsetting, and downright gross sandwich combination from the Wawa touchscreen.
whole wheat roll, roast beef, buffalo sauce, spinach, and parmesan cheese.