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When I was little my older brother threw me down the stairs because I was "in the way"
Who is… Linkon King?
Once when I went to the gym I lifted too hard and spent the next 10 minutes puking in the bathroom
When I was 4 my mom unplugged the TV so I’d do my homework. While trying to reconnect the cables, I pulled the 220-pound TV onto myself and got pinned underneath for several minutes until my parents lifted it off
Who is.. Amos Buller?
Once when I was 12 I almost accidentally stabbed my dad
Who is… Nick Blair?
Once I drank 2 and a half gallons of milk in the same day
Who is… Dallas Sloan?
I once chased my little brother around my basement with a katana
Who is… Eli Dreiling?
My father enlisted and fought in Vietnam
Who is… Keith Robertson?
I have had whipped cream sucked off my dick multiple times
Who is… Eli Dreiling?
I have a lego collection with over 30 sets that costs $1,266
Who is… Keith Robertson?
I once got so drunk I walked a mile to go back to a party I was driven home from, I then proceeded to try and flirt with my childhood babysitter without knowing who it is
Who is.. Dallas Sloan?
When I was about 11 I was scared to jerk my shi because I thought I would
“make a mess”
Who is… Linkon King?
I once quit my rec league basketball team mid game
Who is.. Aiden Siebert?
Who is… Eli Dreiling?
‼️DOUBLE POINT QUESTION‼️
These 2 people once dated the same person the same week!! 😱😱
Who is.. NOBODY?!?
I once dated a senior for 5 months while I was a freshman
Who is… Dallas Sloan?
When I was 6 after my parents said I couldn’t go with my dad to work, I tried to run away wearing my Ninja Turtle bathrobe. I was then almost kidnapped but I turned down the “ride” from a man in an old hatchback.
Who is.. Amos Buller?
Who is… Eli Dreiling?
I once smoked weed with my own mother
Who is… Aiden Siebert?