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Who Said...
"No cop no stop"
Megan (March 9, 25)
Who Said...
"Guys, there's a football on the ground, is this a frat house?"
Tal (Fall Retreat 2024)
Who Said...
"Cougar Hunter."
Cole Tait (April 28, 25)
Who Said...
"I'm a lanky white man you'd never catch me."
Cole Tait (May 27)
Who Said...
"I'd rather you do prostitution than be Tick-Tock famous."
Cole Klassen (May 25, 25)
Who Said...
"Don't roll your eyes at my cookie addiction."
Cali (March 7, 25)
Who Said...
"I feel like I'm Jonah running away right now."
Kolby (March 8, 25)
Who Said...
"You go be doin the same thing."
Tal (June 5, 25)
Who Said...
"Church doesn't count."
Kolby (May 17, 25)
Who Said...
"Is it just 1984 with pigs?"
Tal (Oct 21, 24)
Who Said...
"Men are never 'menning' why is our whole generation just sassy?"
Tal (Nov 15, 24)
"Cole it's ok we can sleep together."
Kolby (April 11, 25)
Who Said...
"You touch this knife I'll touch you."
Doug (Sept 24, ?)
Who Said...
"I almost drank the ketchup."
Faith (Jan 20, 24)
Who Said / What month...
"Hope you guys have a good night! See you at church tmrw."
Faith (May 28, 25)
Who Said / During What Convo...
"Yeah my kids finna skip your house on Halloween gang."
Cole Tait (May 27, 25). Talking about Tal not having sweets for Halloween and being an Almond Mom
Fill in the blanks...
"I need a man like ____ ____ But _____ and not ____ ____."
Hint: first two and last two blanks are the same :)
"I need a man like Cole Klassen but black and not Cole Klassen" Tal (March 4, 25)
Who Said and to Whom...
"I think we'd all be happy if you didn't wear anything."
Cole Klassen to Kolby. (June 17, 25)
Who Said...
"Talk to Avery for a good hour and you got it... It's like talking to a wall."
Megan (Oct 16, 24)
Context Behind / Who Said...
"Post that to the story so all of your fine friends see how non-chalant I am."
Cole Tait, Youth windup 2025 after letting Tal punch him again.
What's The Context Behind...
"I could've worked the poles" -Megan
"Oh but your not 18." -Cali
(April 17,25)
The "poles" as in the voting polls for the federal election. You only have to be 16 to work the polls.
Who Said...
"Hearts a muscle gotta train it to failure"
Kolby (Feb 7, 25)
Which MONTH Did Kolby say...
"No power of Jesus is in me at 8 in the morning."
*Bonus if you get the whole date*
October 11, 2024
What's the context behind...
"She was crying her balls out."
Youth Band Windup 2025 (Bible is funny card game)
Said by: Tal
Fill in the blanks...
"You __ anything else along those lines and I will ____ you. The ____ in me will come out." (Doug -Jan 7, 24)
"You say anything else along those lines and I will stab you. The black in me will come out." (Doug -Jan 7, 24)