monster
“REEEEEEEEET”
Erymanthian Boar
Also, I should tell you that we have a new camper today. Peter Johnson.
Dionysus
“You’re the wine dude? No way!”
Nico
He was only with me for one summer, Percy. Right here at this beach. This cabin.
Sally Jackson
“Mr. D…if you’re not going to eat it, could I have your Diet Coke can?”
Grover
I don’t see very well…Not since many years ago when the other hero stabbed me in eye. But YOU’RE—NO—LADY—CYCLOPS!
Polyphemus
A quest for some monster, blah blah blah. Saving Artemis. Let her stay lost, I say. But a quest for true love—
Aphrodite
“That satyr! Grover! The one in the wedding dress!”
Clarisse
“Honest, Ms. Walters, if it wasn’t for Sugar here, my grief counselor, I’d be a wreck. My stepson took everything I cared about. My wife…my Camaro…I—I’m sorry. I have trouble talking about it.”
Smelly Gabe; Gabe Ugliano
The gods defeated their father, sliced him to pieces with his own scythe, and scattered his remains in Tartarus, the darkest part of the Underworld. On that happy note, it’s time for lunch. Mrs. Dodds, would you lead us back outside?”
Chiron/ Mr. Brunner
“You notice some of my creations do not turn out well. They are marred. They do not sell. The face is the hardest to get right. Always the face.”
Aunty Em/ Medusa
“Are you kidding? I love this country. Best place since Sparta. Don’t you carry a weapon, punk? You should. Dangerous world out there. Which brings me to my proposition. I need you to do me a favor.”
Ares
“You drool when you sleep.”
Annabeth
“Oh my god! Did you see that kid? It’s about time you got here. He tried to kill me! He had a sword, for god’s sake. You security guys let a sword-swinging lunatic inside a national landmark? I mean, jeez! He ran that way toward those turbine thingies. I think he went over the side or something. Maybe he fell.”
Rachel Elizabeth Dare
I hate this language. It changes too often!
Zoe Nightshade
“Now, honey—“
Mrs. Dodds/ Alecto the Fury
“Obedience does not come naturally to you, does it?”
Poseidon
“And I need to use the dam restroom.”
Thalia
“Just wait till PE, Jackson…You are so dead.”
Matt Sloan
“Pony! Don’t go!”
Tyson
“I hate it when people say that! I hate Australia! Naming that ridiculous animal after me. For that, Percy Jackson, my son shall destroy you!”
Echidna
“How about this: stealing is not always bad?”
Hermes
And the last line—I would fail to save what mattered most. What kind of Oracle would send me on a quest and tell me, Oh, by the way, you’ll fail.
Percy
Percy pushed me!
Nancy Bobofit
Rats are delicious
George (the snake)