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What are two things you can never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and Dinner
What is always coming but never arrives?
Tomorrow
What can be broken but never held?
A promise
What word is spelled incorrectly in every single dictionary?
INCORRECTLY
What can one catch that is not thrown?
A cold
If you have one, you want to share it. But once you share it, you do not have it. What is it?
A secret
What starts with “e” and ends with “e” but only has one letter in it?
An envelope
If a plane crashes on the border between the United States and Canada, where do they bury the survivors?
Survivors aren’t buried!
How can a girl go 25 days without sleep?
She sleeps at night
If it takes eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men?
No time, because the wall is already built
You spot a boat full of people but there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
Everyone on board is married
If you have a bowl with six apples and you take away four, how many do you have?
The four you took
How do you make the number one disappear?
Add a ‘G’ and it’s gone!
A cowboy rode into town on Friday. He stayed in town for three days and rode out on Friday. How is that possible?
His horse is named Friday
If Mrs. John’s one-story house is decorated completely in pink, with the walls, carpet, and furniture all shades of pink, what color are the stairs?
There are no stairs
A young boy was rushed to the hospital emergency room, but the ER doctor saw the boy and refused to operate. “This boy is my son,” the doctor said. But the doctor wasn’t the boy’s father. How could this be?
The doctor was the boy’s mom
I start out tall, but the longer I stand, the shorter I grow. What am I?
A candle
How was it possible that every single person in an airplane crash died, but two people survived?
The two survivors were married.
How many seconds are there in a year?
Twelve. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc.
Thanks to me, you can see straight through the wall. What am I?
A window
What two keys can’t open any door?
A monkey and a donkey
Who is bigger, Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, or their baby?
The baby, since he is a little Bigger.
Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Wednesday, Friday, and Sunday?
Yesterday, today, and tomorrow
What can you make that no one—not even you—can see?
Noise
Imagine you’re in a room that’s filling up with water quickly. There are no windows or doors. How do you get out?
Stop imagining