opinionated
Who is the dumbest person in the room?
Sam
What is my major?
Computer Science
British L?
American Revolution.
What is 6+9?
15
Who?
You are.
What is the best thing to play games on?
PC.
What is Sam's favorite video game?
Rocket League
German L?
WWII
What is 6*9?
54
Where?
His room.
What is the best board game?
Chess
What is the closest major city to my hometown?
Cincinnati.
Confederate L?
Civil War?
What is 2^8/4+5?
69.
Why?
What is the best card game?
MTG
What is Sam's favorite thing at the gym?
Nothing.
Robespierre L?
French Revolution.
What is 69?
A number.
When?
When your boy is around.
What is the best color?
Green.
What movie character does Sam's DND character take inspiration from?
The Lorax.
France L?
Franco-Prussian War.
What year did Jerry West win MVP for the Lakers in the NBA championship finals.
1969.
How?
Cause your gay.