I was the oldest person in the Holy Bible
Who is Methuselah?
I wont be long before you. I'm wrapping up now. I'm about to close.
What is a Pastor?
I am the 6th book in the Bible
What is Joshua?
Name someone in the bible who's name have an a & a b in it
ABEL ABRAHAM ECT
YOU CALL ME YOUR ___ SO LORD I GIVE YOU ____
WHAT IS YOU CALL ME YOUR OWN SO LORD I GIVE YOU ME
I couldn't just stand there and watch them arrest Jesus so i took matter into my own hands and cut off a persons ear.
Who is Simon Peter?
Wait right here. Don't you move and don't you breathe while the Pastor is preaching.
What is a Usher?
They called me baldy and laughed at my head, so i prayed for two bears to come and now the teasers are dead.
Who is Elisha?
In the next 24 hours the Lord is going to increase the favor on your life.
What is a Prophet?
The Lord specifically said do not look back and because you didn't listen i can sprinkle you on my food.
Who is Lots wife?
The bread is sometimes stell and my juice taste a little sour.
What is a deacon?
Psssst! I'll help to hide you! climb up before the guards come but remember my kindness and show it back in return.
Who is Rahab?
If they sing every praise one more time!
What is Praise and Worship?