her parents
a video recording of how much they hate me and how much i should divorce karen
where did her cat use the bathroom??
anywhere it god damn wanted!!
what did my son, billy, tell me everyday?
"you're the best dad ever!"
whats up with her teeth?
she never brushes them and she never had braces
what does she do every time we eat out?
yell at the poor workers and storm out leaving me to pay
where do they sleep when they're were at our house?
they didn't! they stayed up all night trying to make it seem like the house was haunted trying to scare me away
what was its name?
shrimpy. the worst name known to man
while in our divorce what did our oldest daughter,layla, say?
"please tell me you get full custody" i did btw
whats up with her hands?
they are boney, have budging veins, and are always too cold or hot
what is the best thing about her?
she doesnt snore in her sleep
what did her mom say to me on her death bed?
i'm taking you with me to hell, alive or dead. i haven't slept in weeks, shes in my dreams
what type of things did the cat bring inside??
rats and squirells. alive!
what ddi my children do for mothers day?
nothing, they hated karen as much as me because she was so strict
why did you marry her?
even i dont know. we were dating she asked me to
marry her and her parents made me for some reason?
what did she do for fun?
i dont think there was ever a single moment in her life when she was having fun.
what did they train their dogs to do?
to keep me outside and bite me when i come inside
what did the cat do in the middle of the night?
scratch my face asking for food a course!
what did sofia,our youngest, tell karen while packing her bags?
"rot in hell"
how did you even make three children???
drank too much
what mental order did she have?
ok im just pretty sure she was a phycopath and wanted to kill us in our sleep
what did her father do when he moved in?
forced me to sleep in the shed. in my own home!!
how much do i hate the cat?
basically more than any animal
why do our children have good names?
because i picked the names. karen wanted terrible names like 'kara'
why does she twitch like that??
apparently she did drugs a lot. i think she still does
what did she do when she was angry?
well she was always angry so its hard to know exactly.