Will Facts (impossible)
William's birthday was originally on this day of the week.
What is Friday?
William's friend Jackson's favorite movie, and by proxy William's favorite movie, is a Dreamworks animated movie set in Far Far Away, and it is far superior to it's predecessor.
What is Shrek 2?
Wolves of Glendale's "Vapin' in ..." this place, a hub for divorced dads with attractions like Toby Kieth's I Love This Bar & Grill and "Circus Day Solay."
What is Las Vegas, NV?
This is a simple machine consisting of a wheel attached to a smaller axle so that these two parts rotate together.
What is a wheel and axle?
It's the main ingredient in a piña colada.
What is rum?
William's middle name is a couple letters away from this German philosopher!
Who is Marx? / What is Marks?
In William's favorite Christmas movie (probably) National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, Clark Griswald is gifted a year long subscription to this club.
What is Jelly of the Month Club?
The Knocks' "Wizard of ..." this north-Brooklyn neighborhood marked by imaginitive, expansive street art as well as artisanal coffee shops.
What is Bushwick?
This states that energy cannot be created or destroyed, only converted from one form to another.
What is the first law of thermodynamics?
To make a Jack Daniel's Tennesee Mud, add Jack Daniel's and amaretto to a cup of this, and top with whipped cream.
What is coffee?
William played this semi-phallic instrument in high school. Makes sense...
What is trombone?
William visited the cinema the summer after his senior year of high school to see this Pixar sequel, the longest Pixar movie to date.
What is Incredibles 2?
This Magic Man song shares the name with the likes of 22 cities in the United States, 2 Canadian communities, a subdistrict in Denmark, and, of course, the big one with the pointy building.
What is Paris?
This is seen when distance is exchanged for torque.
What is mechanical advantage?
Kamchatka, Popov, or Mr. Boston, for example.
What are vodkas?
I don't know enough about Will apparently. Have a free point just by saying, "thank you."
What is thank you?
William went to the theater to see this 2008 live action adaptation of an anime series from the 60's (also known as Mach GoGoGo) on his eighth birthday!
What is Speed Racer?
In "Road to ..." this place, Talking Heads sing about taking a trip to "a city in my mind" ... they are likely not talking about the unincorporated community in Caddo County, Oklahoma that shares the same name.
What is nowhere?
In this type of engine, the ignition and combustion of the fuel occurs within the engine itself
What is internal combustion?
The fresh fruit mocktail called a "Flossy Aussie" contains both kumquats and this fruit.
What is kiwi?
William's fabled Mr. Pibb shirt is based on the 1972 soda, "Mr. Pibb" which was reworked and renamed in 2001 to this now discontinued drink (it was discontinuted because they started calling it Mr. Pibb again).
What is Pibb Xtra?
In Pixar's Cars, William's favorite movie probably, everything is cars; a couple of cars "flash" Lightning McQueen, tractors are tipped like cows, and in some scenes you can see these kind of cars flying around like insects.
What are Volkswagens?
Foxing's "Trapped in ..." this department store owned by a secretive clan, which since 2021 has hit 50-year highs, far outpacing rivals like Nordstom and Kohl's.
What is Dillard's?
CAD, short for this, is a fundamental component of the 3D printing process.
What is Computer-Aided Design?
For a real zing, try Zingerade, which combines lemonade with the Red Zinger type of this.
What is tea?