Craig has a job! But what is it!
He is a piece of the academic machine
Odds on being struck by lightning?
1 - 15,000
In the USA it is illegal for a man to wear armour inside the White House?
False! It is illegal for an mp to wear armour in the Houses of Parliament.
Song #1
The Simpsons
“I am bored with it all”
Winston Churchill
When did Mum and dad get married?
June 30th 1990
Odds of getting killed by fireworks?
1 in 340,000
It is against the law to look at a moose from a helicopter or a plane in Canada.
True, due to some pesky hunters you can’t experience a moose from the air.
Song #2
Gavin and Stacy
“oh wow” said by a man who ate apples
Steve Jobs
When did Will and Kirsty get engaged?
September 10th 2018
Odds of being born with 11 fingers or toes?
1 in 500
You are breaking the law if you walk in the centre of the road.
False, you can walk everywhere.
Song #3
Game of Thrones
Raphael the famous Italian artist said this emotion just before he died
“Happy”
What is jack’s discord name?
Caius
Odds of being injured by a toilet?
1 in 10,000, be careful out there
It is a criminal offence to beat your carpet in the streets of London.
True, according to some random law from 1863, carpets be damned.
Song #4
Futurama
Johnny Ace said these famous words while playing with a gun backstage.
“It’s not loaded”
According to Craig’s out of date Facebook, his top three TV shows are, Grey’s Anatomy, Top Gear and what show from the 90’s?
The Fresh Prince of Bel Air
Odds of death while dancing?
1 - 100,000
It is actually breaking the law to pay with your phone at a drive-through whilst your car is still running.
True, hang the Highway Code and hang the rules
Song #5
Hannah Montana
General John Sedgwick said these famous words, he was then immediately was shot in the head by a confederate sniper.
“They couldn’t hit an elephant at this distance”