Memorable Quotes
When someone asked him if a certain girl liked him, he answered "She is like a fly on a rib roast; I just happen to be the rib roast".
This person ended up with two dates to prom.
Who is Cameron Copeland
This person whispered, "Hey, hot mama," in her friend's ear, but it turns out it wasn't her friend.
Who is Anne Copeland
"What's up my Chigger?"
Who is Katie
Lettered in tennis in High-School.
Who is Maren?
Hit 6 of 7 threes in a basketball game.
Who is Gavin?
This person drove a minivan to high school, and it was stolen.
After a fertility treatment, this person said, "Hey doc, I thought you would buy me dinner first."
Who is Amy
Who said "Mom, that was a close one, my almost called you stupid"
Who is Jaxon Copeland Age 5
Attended Cambridge
Who is Maren?
Threatened his 5-year-old brother by showing his tummy and said, "Look at this 6 pack. Do you want to get punched by these?
Who is Crosbie.
Who said."I thought bike trips were supposed to be fun"
Who is Kristi?
Wrote and performed a custom Mother's Day song
Who is Indie?
Got the "best vocabulary" award at ballet class
Who is Rose?
This person got their hand stuck in a treadmill
Who is Chase Thompson?
After doing something dangerous said, "I need to make memories for my kids."
Who is Matt?
Who said "Snapchat streaks are a rite of passage"
Who is Sydney? She was trying to convince her parents she needed the Snapchat ad.
Who's license plate says "Frendly"
Bonus: Why
Who is Josh
As grandpa explained Easter this 6 year old blurted out, "My dad doesn't believe Jesus is real."
Who is Crosbie?
Who said "Things I would rather do than bike in the rain".
1. Kiss my brother
2. Go to War
3. Read twilight
Who is Kristi Anderson?
This person is state-ranked as a defensive basketball player.
Who is Mason?
Is a gifted writer
Who is Nora?
Who said, "Me almost die every time I get in Mom's car.
Who is Mason Copeland age 4
Mom, you were born in the 1900's
Who is Jude?
As his dad left for work, this four-year-old said to his mom. "Well, you are all I have left now."
Who is Ian?
In fourth grade, they accidentally threw up on their teacher in front of the entire class.
Who is Deb?
This person left his 11 year old daughter alone in NYC.
Who is Richard Wilson
Who said "I hate you, Dad."
Who is Anne? (In the middle of a bike trip.)
Won awards for artistic ability
Who is Boston?
Hiked the face of Timp, arriving at midnight
Who is Mike?
Who is Monte?
"I think Jesus is doing this on purpose"
Who is Ezra?
During an argument with his brother, this 5-year-old lifted his shirt and said "Look at this six pack, do you want to get punched by these?"
Who is Crosbie?
took a shower naked in front of his extended family
Who is Andy?
Who is Ava Evans
said, "You can cry, but you can't quit."
Who is Dad
This person knows every word to every song in Hamilton.
Who is Amy?
Earned award as exceptional at Math and Athletic ability
Who is Isla?
Got the Happy Horse award at camp
Who is Sam?
"If you are going to kiss me, let's talk about the pros and cons first"
Who is Amy, in High School
"I didn't marry you because you were handsome."
Who is Grandma?
Please bury me in the Catholic cemetery.
Who is Grandma?
Held a girls hand in the movies while his friend was doing the same thing on her other side
Who is Shane?
Took a bath in a car wash
Who is Amy or Kate?
This person was Valedictorian of their High-School
Who is MOM!
Swam recently in Emerald Lake.
Who is Ian?
In fifth grade, convinced her teacher to lie and tell her Mom she had a stealing problem
Who is Indie?
In-laws called him a "runt"
Who is Jaxon?