Animals
Why don't animals in Africa play games?
There are too many cheetahs
What kind of fruit never cheers up?
A blueberry
You can hold me in your hand and I can speak without saying anything. What am I?
A pencil
What word begins with the letter "e" and ends in "e" but only has one letter in it?
What can you break without even touching it?
A promise
What kind of farm animal can get a sunburn?
Pig
What kind of fruit likes to go crazy?
Bananas!
A woman called her dog that was on the other side of the river. The dog crossed the river without using a boat or a bridge but didn’t get wet. How did the dog do this?
The river was frozen
When Anne was 10, Sarah was half her age. Now that Anne is 14, how old is Sarah?
9
How can 5 + 9 = 2?
The time!
5 o'clock plus 9 hours equals 2 o'clock!
What animal has the thickest fur of any mammal?
Sea otter
You will buy me to eat but never eat me. What am I?
A plate
Amber threw a ball as hard as she could. It came right back to her, even though no one and nothing touched it. How is this possible?
She threw it straight up into the air.
What starts with the letter "t" and is filled with "t" and ends with "t"?
A teapot
What kind of room has no windows or doors?
A mushroom
What creature has a tongue that is twice the length of its body?
a chameleon
True or False
An orange always has the same number of slices.
False
Mary is in a race. She passes the person in second place and wins! What place did she win?
Second place!
What is in seconds, minutes, seasons, and centuries, but not in decades, years, or days?
What is a trees favorite drink?
Rootbeer
What is a female donkey called?
a Jenny
What is the name of the green cooking banana?
Plantain
A man is looking at a photograph of someone. His friend asks who it is. The man replies, “Brothers and sisters, I have none. But that man’s father is my father’s son.” Who is in the photograph?
His son
A truck driver was going down a busy city street. He went past four stop signs without stopping, went the wrong way down a one-way street, and was texting at the same time. But the driver did not break a single traffic law. How is this possible?
He was walking!
A railroad crossing without any cars. Can you spell that without any “R’s”?
T-H-A-T