Gert on Your Knees
Gert was no small purchase, but rather a hefty investment. He cost precisely this amount of money (with no tax)
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This silly member of the group once asked “Isn’t the KKK the people from Harry Potter, like the demigorgans?”
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After a narrow escape, the Inner Circle sat in this shocking spot at lunch on their first day as a friend group
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Inflated ego? Hyped up for something? All are valid reasons to say “Cause I’m the Goat? The Greatest of all time?…..”
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You ladies alright? These two gentlemen walked Cali and Caprice on their adventure to get the car keys. (Sorry for leaving you Lucy)
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Our boy grew up to be an influencer! Gert has this username on Instagram
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They may not be in the inner circle, but they’re still a pal. When this friend did something stupid they said “Idiot Idiot Idiot”
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Zoo Wee Mama! I ain’t reading allat! Our first (and really only) friend group fight started when this person sent a not-mi-so-happy paragraph in the group chat.
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A quick way to humble someone is by responding to “I miss you” with “…”
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The digital foot print will get ya, make sure you didn’t post this iconic Cards Against Humanity card on your spam insta
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On the weekly outing to yogurt shack, Gert encountered this specific group of dreamy boys
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Uh Oh, I hear him coming! This nicknaming friend once said “Luke, Quaker of the Earth”
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5-6-7-8, Caprice is out of her crate! The Inner Circle learned and performed the dance for this unforgettable song last Tahoe trip
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When accused of being intoxicated, one can clear up confusion by saying “I’m not drunk….”
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The tiger, an iconic symbol of the wild. This iconic picture was used for Caprice on our Friendsgiving cake.
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Cha Cha Cha! Our 1 year old Gert’s birthday is celebrated on this day
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This inquisitive friend once said “I hope that when we die Jesus shows us what the moon looks like”
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Slumber Party? The Inner Circle had their first full-group sleepover after this event
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Junior year’s rough, so when looking for inspiration, turn to the quote “When I smiled in the mirror…..”
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Who doesn’t love a good Rhyme Without Reason Party? Ben the Beauty had this great idea for a couple’s costume with Patsy
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We may have named him Gert, but he had a title before that. This is how Gert is labeled or described on his tag (hint: it is in his instagram bio)
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After Liam’s Payne’s tragic death, this heartbroken fan said “Oh no! I love Liam Payne! My favorite song when I was 7 was strip that down”
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A year of joy and a day of cake, Friendiversary takes place on this date
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Follow Rules Good. Break Rules Bad. But that's not necessarily the case for Gretchen since “She’s not scared of cops because…”
Does Caprice wanna get w me or sum? Lily “accidentally” left this sports team sweatshirt at Shoreline
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