You can come if you...finish the mean quote
"I miss you....
bummer"
She’s not only the G.O.A.T. (hell yeah), she’s also our favorite ginger super hero
Patman
Sophomore year scaries. Lily says she's going to do what to a box of crumbl cookies?
“Im gonna munch on these”
Grandma Nancy ain’t gon’ be too happy. What did Lucy and Cali fall into at Maren's party
A bathtub
It just made her so..so...angy. Lily hid on the top bunk when Lucy told her this about a guy.
“Peter doesn’t want you Lily”
"Why are you telling people....
I'm wifed up"
If you let her out of her cage you’ll probably have to give her a shower
C monster
A splash from Patsy’s water hits the I-center wall, but we're all wondering…
“Why is it pink?”
He holds me in his big arms…While drunk off Jello Shots, caprice cried and told everyone she didn’t want ___ to r*pe her
Lucky Cruz
Cali is type A, Caprice is type B, but what type is Patsy most of the time
Type R!
"Pick me up....
haha"
Patsy bestowed this quirky yet fitting name on our water polo star/purple member
Jos balls
RIP Bar Camino. Patsy didn’t want to leave Poppy in her drink, so she frantically screamed…
“No boba left behind”
WEE-OO-WEE-OO. A water bottle filled with this fun alcohol nearly killed Lucy at Estella’s valentines party.
Pink Whitney
Everyone knows Gert, but who is his funny little sidekick that is often forgotten about.
Dilly
"Figure....
it out"
Our best-kept secret…Cali used this cuties name to get into Laya’s party
Sloan Brown
I wuv my sister Capricey, but she's so tiny compared to everyone else that we often call her this
“Small bean in a big bean world”
Thanks to JP, we were able to post her bail. Patsy got caged in shoreline jail at this concert
Thomas Rhett
Sharing is caring. What did Gretchen so adorably ask us for one time?
Just a wittle moisturizer
"N***a I'm....
clean and healthy tf"
Let it all out Lucy. We laughed when Mr. Bly called his daughter a funny name as he said ___ on our long drive home from hoco
"Out the window boo"
Cali nicknamed Angelina Guisto’s boyfriend this after the popular mexican seasoning
“Zach tajin”
Who knew rock bottom was so cold? What were Cali and Josie drinking at the barn party that made Cali throw up twice while babysitting the next morning
White Wine
At least she’s self-aware. Lily doubts she’ll date anyone because she claims she’s “not really…”
“Girlfriend material”