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I come with many colors, so beautiful and bright, I turn so many houses into a beautiful sight. What am I?
Christmas lights.
Why is Santa so good at Karate?
He has a black belt.
Which one of Santa’s reindeer is the fastest?
Dasher
What kind of egg can you drink?
Eggnog
When you go out in a blizzard and you see a vampire, what do you get?
Frostbite
I get chopped, decorated and on one end you’ll see wings on top. What am I?
A Christmas tree.
What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet.
Which one of Santa’s reindeer can be seen on Valentine’s day?
Cupid
Why didn’t the turkey want to eat on Christmas?
It was already stuffed.
What falls at the North Pole but never gets injured?
Snow.
What’s a parent’s favorite Christmas carol?
Silent Night!
What did the doctor give to Santa to help him to walk?
A candy cane.
Who is the best two dancers of all the reindeer
Dancer and Prancer
I’m a cookie you might like to eat,
Some might say I’m a favored Christmas treat.
I have brown arms, eyes, and don’t forget my feet.
What am I?
A gingerbread man.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle.
26. What did the Christmas tree say to the Christmas stocking?
Aren’t you tired of just hanging around?
What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic
Which one of Santa’s reindeer can you see in outer space?
Comet
What does a snowman like to eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
What does the snowman eat for a snack?
A snowcone
If a lion had a Christmas music album, what would it be called?
Jungle Bells
Where do Santa and Mrs. Claus enjoy going for a swim?
The North Pool.
Who is the most impolite and disrespectful of all the reindeer?
Rude-olph.
What do you get when an apple and a Christmas tree have a baby?
A pineapple.
What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked up in the sky?
Looks like rain, dear.