RIDDLES
Why do polar bears always scratch themselves?
Because of Arcticks
What do December, January, and February have in common?
The letter R
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite
What do you call an old snowman?
Water
What Do You Call A Penguin In The Desert?
Lost
What do you get if you cross a snowman and a witch?
A cold spell
What do skis and the Earth have in common?
They both come with 2 Poles
What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?
OWLgebra
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes
What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?
BRRRRR-itos
What happens when a baby snowman has a temper tantrum?
He has a meltdown
I can drift, lift, swirl, and fall; but only in the winter or not at all. I can get big, but I’m usually small. I can appear when the weather is either wild or tame. I have a million brothers and sisters, but we never look the same. What am I?
A snowflake
How do you scare a snowman?
You get a hairdryer
Why are there only snow men and not snow women?
Because only men are dumb enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.
What did the tree say after a long winter?
What a re-leaf
What did the snowman’s mom say when she saw his dirty room?
This is abominable
How did Princess Elsa fall off her sled?
She let it go, let it go
What kind of money do snowmen use in the North Pole?
Cold cash
Why did Frosty have a carrot in his nose?
Because he forgot where the refrigerator was.
Why is slippery ice like music?
What do you get when you mix a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow
What do you call a slow skier?
A Slopepoke
What did Frosty's girlfriend give him when she was mad at him?
The cold shoulder
Where do you go to learn about the history of ice cream?
Sundae School.