Snow Business
The reason your snowman looks like it’s melting emotionally.
What is warm weather?
The drink that burns your tongue but you keeps sipping anyway.
What is hot chocolate?
The plant that looks festive year-round and judges you with its needles.
What is a cactus?
The game played on ice with sticks and a puck.
What is hockey?
The thing Northerners shovel and Arizonans brag about not having.
What is snow?
The tool you use to clear snow that doubles as an upper-body workout.
What is a shovel?
The first thing Northerners turn on in their car (after the car is started) when it's cold.
What is a heater?
The jacket you bring in Phoenix nights that Northerners call “summer wear.”
What is a hoodie?
The activity where you glide on frozen water and hope your ankles survive.
What is ice skating?
The footwear that works in Arizona but is a bad idea in a blizzard.
What are flip-flops?
Before it becomes snow, it is...
Water
The thing you wear indoors that makes you look like a burrito.
What is a blanket?
The outdoor activity Arizonans brag about in January.
What is hiking?
The Olympic sport where you lie down on a tiny sled and think, "This seems safe."
What is luge?
The thing you scrape off your windshield in PA but never see in AZ.
What is ice?
At what degree does it HAVE to be for precipitation to turn to snowflakes?
32 degrees
Baked goods that disappear faster than your New Year's resolutions.
What are cookies?
The thing Arizonans wear in January that Northerners wear in July.
What are shorts?
The Olympic sport that looks like sweeping your kitchen really aggressively.
What is curling?
The temperature (degree) that makes Northerners cheer and Arizonans grab a sweater.
What is 60 degrees?
Which state in 2025, has reported the most snowfall?
Vermont
The sound that makes you question if your fireplace is romantic or a fire hazard.
What is crackling?
The Arizona version of a snowstorm.
What is a dust storm?
The sport where you jump off a ramp and hope physics is on your side.
What is ski jumping?
An injury to skin that's caused by long exposure to the cold.
What is frostbite?