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What are Extendable Ears?
Knockback Jinx
What is Flipendo?
Holly and phoenix feather
Who is Harry Potter?
Regarded as the world authority on magical creatures, this wizard is the author of Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, which can be found in most wizarding households.
Who is Newton "Newt" Scamander?
This infamous Dumbledore phrase highlights the difference between book and movie in a manner that is the opposite of "calmly."
What is "HARRY DIDJA PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE!?"
History of Magic boring you to death? Do you find the Potions professor's greasy hair simply sickening? Fear not, for your excuse is here! With four different illnesses to choose from, you'll be out of class in no time!
Dangling Jinx
What is Levicorpus?
Rosewood and veela hair
Who is Fleur Delacour?
A magical historian and the author of Hogwarts' textbook A History of Magic.
Who is Bathilda Bagshot?
In an omission that robbed us of many humorous interactions, most regrettably with the Weasley twins, this character is not present in the movies at all.
Who is Peeves?
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What is a Decoy Detonator?
Severing Charm
What is Diffindo?
Vine and dragon heartstring
Who is Hermione Granger?
A former Quidditch Beater and Head of the Department of Magical Games and Sports. Most recently, he commentated the Ireland vs. Bulgaria match at the Quidditch World Cup.
Who is Ludo Bagman?
Dobby assisting Harry whether or not he wants it can be seen in both the books and the movies; however, his contribution to the Triwizard Tournament in the movies was given to this character instead.
Who is Neville Longbottom?
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What are Ton-Tongue Toffees?
Locking Spell
What is Colloportus?
Walnut and dragon heartstring
Who is Bellatrix Lestrange?
This witch is the author of The Standard Book of Spells series, which are set textbooks for the students of Hogwarts.
Who is Miranda Goshawk?
A humorous post-credit scene in the Chamber of Secrets shows Gilderoy Lockhart's newest book, released after the unfortunate Obliviate spell, which is titled this.
What is "Who Am I?"
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What are Weasleys' Wildfire Whiz-bangs?
Amplifying Charm
What is Sonorus?
Hazel and unicorn hair
Who is Sybill Trelawney?
A Welsh half-blood witch and popular singer known as "The Singing Sorceress;" she's also one of Molly Weasley's favorites.
Who is Celestina Warbeck?
In the Prisoner of Azkaban, the Fat Lady is attacked by Sirius Black. In the book, her portrait is replaced by that of this character, who is never mentioned in the movie.
Who is Sir Cadogan?