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Pastor Gage
Pastor Gage
This career is what Pastor Gage wanted to do before his call to the ministry.
What is a doctor?
Before this church calls a plumber, electrician, or repairman, we call this member first.
Who is Mr. Dave?
This is where Gage and Averee first met.
What is Mississippi College?
This man was famous for being really, REALLY strong... until he got a haircut.
Who is Samson?
Better to eat beans in peace than steak in a house full of arguing.
What is "From Grandma?"
At this age, Pastor Gage became a pastor, young enough that he probably still could have been on the youth group roster
What is eighteen years old?
If the tables look fancy and you're going back for thirds, you know this church member has been at work.
Who is Mrs. Jennifer?
One of us played it cool, the other cracked first and said: "I Love You."
Who is Gage?
This animal spoke to Balaam, proving God can use anybody- even your ride to work.
What is a donkey?
He that passes by and meddles with strife not belonging to him is like one that takes a dog by the ears.
What is "A Proverb?"
Pastor Gage's resume didn't always say "Pastor." This was the first job on it.
What is an employee at Ace Hardware?
This church member rocks a mustache better than Sam Elliot.
Who is Mr. Jay?
After months of planning, Gage and Averee selected this fine cuisine for the meal for their wedding guests.
What is hotdogs?
This man fell asleep during Paul's preaching, fell out of a window, and became the biblical warning against sleeping during sermons.
You never know what you have until it's gone
What is "From Grandma?"
Sunday morning, you hear him preach, but what you probably didn't know is pastor Gage can also do this. This is his secret talent.
What is magic tricks?
This church member never comes to a church event alone; their iced tea comes too.
Who is Mr. Verlin?
This is where Averee said, "Yes!" and Gage immediately stopped having any say in wedding planning.
What is the AMC movie theater?
This king saw mysterious handwriting appear on the wall during his feast. Suddenly, everybody forgot about dessert.
Who is Belshazzar?
What is "A Proverb?"
Pastor Gage may forget a lot of things, but you can almost guarantee this is somewhere in his pocket.
What is a pen?
Need a mint? This church member's pocket has never let us down.
Who is Mr. Lowe?
Gage knew patience was a fruit of the spirit after waiting this long for Averee to let him kiss her.
What is four months?
This couple dropped dead after lying about the money they received from selling property. Finance team meetings have been calmer ever since...
Who is Ananias and Sapphira?
The lazy person claims, "There is a lion on the road! Yes, I'm sure there is a lion out there!"
What is "A Proverb?"