Reasons I Need Therapy
The person who outed me for consuming tobacco products.
Who is my sister/Haley?
The two main colors of new the pans/pots in our kitchen.
What are Black and Gold?
My mother's maiden name.
What is Brocato?
The exact date we made our relationship official.
What is August 3rd, 2020.
The name of the friend I speak to most on discord.
Who is Tanner Martin?
The common phrase used by my paternal figure when a task wasn't completed correctly the first time.
What is, "Use your brain."
What is Eggplant Parmesean?
The name of the Aunt on my Dad's side. Also, the mother of my former roommate and cousin.
Who is Liz/Aunt Liz?
The name of the plushy I got you from Ikea.
Who is Chark?
The game I most frequently play with friends.
What is Smite?
The action my first ex asked me to do before giving me a hand job.
What is, "spit in her hand?"
When not using a strainer, the amount of times I would rinse/wash white rice.
What is twice?
The name of the performer my brother received a custom Adidas Track Suit and Shoes from.
Who is Childish Gambino/Donald Glover?
The location of our first kiss.
What is my bed?
The grade I met my best friend up through high school.
What is 6th grade?
The age at which my parents got divorced.
What is four years old?
Our least favorite chore to do in the kitchen.
What is emptying the dish washer?
My father's original place of birth.
What is Panama?
The official name of the place where we got to touch jelly fish.
What is the Aquarium of the Pacific?
The place I met most of my friends that I currently talk to on Discord.
What is VIP Airsoft/Vanguard Indoor Playground?
The name of the dead animal my father sent us kids a photo of, after witnessing it lose a street fight outside his house.
What is a rattlesnake?
The name of my favorite chicken place in the valley.
What is the Kluckin' Chicken?
The most famous person my grandfather took pictures for.
Who is John F. Kennedy?
The topic of my final thesis in Mrs. Robbins' class that you peer-edited.
What is "Do vaccines cause autism?"
PS: they don't.
The name of the friend that all of my friends quit talking to after finding out he was a closeted racist.
Who is Bailey?