Church Lady Life
This three-word phrase is the polite "Church Lady" way of saying you think someone is making a questionable choice.
What is "Bless your heart"?
She was the only female judge of Israel and a prophetess who sat under a palm tree to give counsel.
Who is Deborah?
They are the world's first couple.
Who are Adam & Eve (Gen. 3:17-20)?
Every woman should have one, but LBD actually stands for this basic closet staple.
What is a Little Black Dress
This common hair product is used to keep your hair clean without water, perfect for when you're running late.
What is dry shampoo?
In 2026, if a teen says a sermon "slaps," she means she found it to be this.
What is excellent (or very good)?
An expert seamstress in the New Testament, she was brought back to life by the apostle Peter.
Who is Dorcas (or Tabitha)?
They were the great-grandparents of King David.
Who are Boaz & Ruth (Ruth 4:13)?
This iconic actress wore a memorable Givenchy LBD while eating breakfast in front of a jewelry store in a film.
Who is Audrey Hepburn?
The name for this hair coloring technique comes from the French word meaning "to sweep" or "to paint."
What is Balayage?
This Biblical term from Titus 2 refers to the beautiful relationship where an older woman of faith pours her wisdom into a younger woman of faith.
What is Mentorship (or Discipleship)?
To save her son Moses from being killed, she placed him in a basket in the Nile River.
Who is Jochebed?
They were the godly couple who helped the apostle Paul.
Who are Aquila and Priscilla (Acts 18:2-3)?
In the 90's, this global star was just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her...in a little black dress in the movie Notting Hill.
Who is Julia Roberts?
This hairstyle, known for its tight coils and high maintenance, was all the rage in the 1980s, but often had a slightly damp look.
What is a perm?
This is the average time in minutes it takes to say "goodbye" once you have reached the actual exit door.
What is 15 minutes?
This wealthy woman provided a guest room for the prophet Elisha whenever he traveled through her town.
Who is the Shunammite woman?
A Persian king and his Jewish queen.
This British fashion icon is often credited with popularizing the LBD in the 1920's with her simple, elegant designs.
Who is Coco Chanel?
A viral list of questions only women could answer included this term, which refers to highlighting the front sections of hair framing the face.
What is a money piece?
The designated item every church lady keeps in her purse for children who have a case of the "Sunday morning coughs."
What is a peppermint or hard candy?
She was a deaconess in the church at Cenchreae and personally delivered Paul’s letter to the Romans.
Who is Phoebe?
In Esther, a wicked Persian politician and his prolific wife.
Who are Haman and Zeresh (Esther 5:10)?
Before the 1920's, this was the primary social context for wearing black clothing.
What is mourning?
This Friends character's famous, layered haircut in the 90s was so popular it was simply dubbed "The [Blank]".
Who is Rachel Green?