Terribly Explained
People we know
Their hobby involves throwing a plastic plate. They have the general shape of a major kitchen appliance. They also swapped spit with a mutual acquaintance.
Bralyn
This light beer is a favorite among people who just finished a workout and want to feel less guilty about having a drink
Michelob Ultra
The name of Cam's girlfriend
Natalie
What month was Keith born?
December
What NFL team drafted Abdul Carter
New York Giants
This well dressed person once yelled a very obvious observation about the game he was playing, which happened to share a name with the thing he was shouting about
Conor
This popular vodka is named "handmade," but it's actually made by a large company in Texas, a place not known for growing the potatoes and other grains used to make it
Tito's
What is the name of the place in New Jersey Bobby is from?
Manasquan
Where does Keith work over the summer?
Jersey Mikes
The QB for Penn State in 2015-2018
Trace McSorley
A certain golden haired individual is directly responsible for sparking a personal fascination in one of our close acquaintances
Ava
This cheap, can of beer is known for having a much higher alcohol content than its price would suggest, making it a go to for drinkers seeking a strong buzz on a budget
Natty Daddy
Where does Kaitlin have an extra bone in her body
Ankle
What state is Keith's fake id from?
Connecticut
The last year Penn State beat Ohio State in football
2016
This individual is academically disaffiliated from our institution, has since retired from a sport that involves throwing, and is the older sibling of an objectively attractive female
Ryan Holden
This pink drink was a homemade mix pro athletes made famous, now sold in a bottle for everyone who wants to not remember what happened
Pink Whitney
What is the name of the dorm hall Bobby and Conor live in
Cross Hall
What country did Keith go to last year during Thanksgiving break?
Canada
What year did James Franklin become head coach for Penn State?
2014
This person's default countenance suggests profound displeasure with their surroundings, yet they are destined for enrollment at a institution of considerable prestige and name recognition
Brielle
This sweet canned tea is the preferred drink for fraternity members seeking to get "sendy," famously doubling as a melee weapon in a viral video
Tweas
The name of Karissa's old room mate
Charlotte
What was Keith's first class during freshman year's first semester?
Physics 211
Penn State plays this song every home game at the start of the 4th quarter that all the fans sing to. (This song is also played by many sports teams)
Sweet Caroline