I.
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg.
I am full of holes, but I still work. What am I?
A sponge.
Which month of the year has 28 days?
All of them!
What kind of coat is put on wet?
A coat of paint.
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
If two's company, and three's a crowd, what is four and five?
Nine.
David's parents had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what is the name of the third son?
David!
What has many keys but can't open a single lock?
(There are two possible answers!)
A piano.
A computer keyboard.
I am black when I'm clean, and I am white when I'm dirty. What am I?
A chalkboard.
You can hold me in your left hand, but not in your right! What am I?
Your right hand!
I am an invention that helps you look through walls. What am I?
A window.
What five letter word has one left when two letters are removed?
(Multiple answers possible.)
Stone.
Alone.
Phone.
What goes up but never comes down?
Your age.
A bank.
The more of me there is, the less you can see. What am I?
Darkness.
What kind of band never plays music?
What has a head and a tail but no body?
A coin!
You see me once in June, twice in November, and never in May. What am I?
The letter "e".
What gets bigger the more that is taken away?
A hole.
Where does today come before yesterday?
In the dictionary.
What can't you put in a 1-quart saucepan?
The lid!
We come in a set. All together, we have many legs. But none of us can walk! What are we?
Table and chairs.
What is cut on a table, but never eaten?
A deck of cards.
I am a six letter word. If you take away one letter, twelve remain. What word am I?
Dozens.
There is a one-story house where everything is purple. The furniture is purple. The walls are purple. Even the food is purple! What color are the stairs?
There are no stairs - it's a one story house!
I shave everyday, but my beard stays the same. What am I?
A barber.
You see a cruise ship full of people, yet there is not a single person on board. How is it possible?
It's a couple's cruise - everyone on board is married!
I start with the letter A. There are 26 letters in me. What am I?
The alphabet.
What non-food thing tastes better than it smells?
Your tongue.
Three doctors said that Bill is their brother. Bill says he has no brothers. How is this possible?
The doctors are Bill's sisters!