Internet
Opposite of download.
Upload
The condition you get when you have too much sugar in your blood.
Diabetes
The typical look in the metro.
Frown
Another name for a device with GPS.
Sat-Nav
Sir, I'm sorry. While you do have a ticket for the cruise, it's already left.
You missed the boat.
When you write something after watching a video on a site.
Post a comment
A condition you get when you can't live without something, can be physical or mental.
Addiction
When you go around your house super slowly because it's a quarantine right now and there's nothing to do anywhere and life is boring.
Wander around
The part of a URL that's between the www. and .com.
Domain name
When you're on the side of a cliff just using your hands, don't give up.
Hang in there.
When you send something you found on the internet to your friend or someone you know.
Share a link
The condition you get when you've spent the whole day staring at a book or phone too close to your face.
Eye strain
When you lean forward in your chair instead of using your back.
Slouch
This stores memory outside of a computer.
External drive
I got caught by my teacher's fishing rod, but then she set me free.
She really let me off the hook.
When you don't want anyone to bother you at all with their ridiculous messages.
Update your status to "DO NOT DISTURB"
The condition you get when the body parts that move hurt.
Joint pain
When you look at something without blinking.
Stare at
This is a device that can change another device's settings from far away, like magic.
Remote control
You are really on top of the spherical object today.
You are really on the ball today.
When you want to save a site for later.
Bookmark a site.
The condition you get after you've been typing for 40 years of your life without exercising or stretching.
Repetitive strain injury
When a person's smile is like a laser shooting right at you.
Beam
This is an ancient type of phone from the old days that was not wireless.
Landline
You took the final drinking utensil. My patience has run out.
That's the last straw.