Puns
I´m worried about the calendar.
its days are numbered.
finish the one-liner
Becoming a vegetarian is one big missed _____.
steak
son: Dad I'm hungry
Dad: hi hungry I'm dad
why are frogs so happy?
they eat what ever bugs them.
finish the one-liner
My grandpa has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ___ from the zoo.
ban
I was gonna tell you a pizza joke
but it was too cheesy
I was wondering why the ball was getting better.
then it hit me.
finish the one-liner
Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve ____ a little inside.
dyed
son: Dad did you get a haircut?
Dad: no I got them all cut.
what did the buffalo say when his son went to college?
bison
finish the one-liner
Long fairy tales have a tendency to _______
Dragon
if two vegans get into an argument is it still considered ____?
Beef.
My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti.
You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
Finish the one-liner
a few aquatic mammals got out at the zoo last week. It was _____ chaos
otter
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels